Anna Maria

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Roland Michel Tremblay

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Summary

 

 

 

Anna Maria in 300 Words

Prologue - Letters from Anna Maria and the Duke of Connaught

 

Genesis – God lives in Chiswick

The MarginalsWestminster’s Predictions of the Future

Psi-Star – Victorian Ignorance is Bliss

Déjà Vu - Oxford’s Reality Multiplication

Dead Girl’s Song – York’s Resident Ghost       

Save Devon from this Filth – Righteous Citizens of Sidmouth

Kill That Prime Minister – London’s Library from the Future

Ham III Time Paradox - The Uncertainty of King George Varney

The Box on the Seven DialsFull Circle in Covent Garden

Scale Universes - The Richmond Park Experiment

 


 

Anna Maria in 300 Words

 

 

In God lives in Chiswick, Anna Maria and the Duke of Connaught meet Ms Barnsworth, a mentally ill patient who claims she’s from another universe in which she is sent to a space station around Saturn. She is also apparently capable of creating human beings out of the vacuum of space.

In The Marginals, our heroes meet two scientists who are studying statistical probabilities, predictions of the future and people’s behaviours. When they meet they realise that they are a perfect match but don't dare admit to it in order to avoid being the victim of this predestination.

In Psi-Star we find out about how Anna Maria at 18 learned to cope with being the most psychic woman alive whilst developing quantum computers in Victoria.

In Déjà Vu they get to fear a Professor from Oxford capable of changing reality at will.

In Dead Girl’s Song, we meet a special ghost from York in quest for the key to the city.

In Righteous Citizens of Sidmouth, our characters have to fight against a small group of people who denounce online inhabitants who do not conform to their beliefs.

In London’s Library from the Future, it is not easy to distinguish the reality from what books from the future are describing. Should they destroy the career of the Prime Minister or not?

In The Uncertainty of King George Varney, the existence of some of our descendants is due to a temporal paradox, and the survival of humanity after two world wars depends on Anna Maria finishing the work she started years ago.

In The Box on the Seven Dials, the Duke of Connaught experiences for himself what mind powers can do to his own personal existence.

Finally, in The Richmond Park Experiment, we find out about other scale universes.

 

 

 

 

Prologue

 

 

Letter from Anna Maria to the Duke of Connaught

 

 

Humanity does not yet understand many things on this Earth. I am proof of that, no one has been able to explain to me who I am, and I am still trying to figure it out myself. For a long time I thought I was alone in this world, a lone and lost woman. I thought I met people like me, I know now that I am unique.

Arthur, do you believe that you know me? Would you recognise me if I were to meet you somewhere on the street? I know you would not, but I see through you, I know everything there is about you. I know what you think, I know your past, I would guess your most probable futures. I could even tell you where you were and who you were before you were even born. I could also tell you when you will be.

Nothing unusual I guess, there are many psychic mediums on this planet capable of such things, and for a while I accepted that, I was just another one of those crazy clairvoyants who could predict the future, even though I never did open for business. I never needed to, I was born very rich from parents who, just like my friend Bertrand Russell, died when I was still a child. However, my parents are still present in my life, so I’m never alone.

       This whole adventure started with a scientific mind. I was a young and promising scientist working in a variety of fields, as I was fascinated by any mystery underlying this world. Who are we, what is this universe we are living in, and what is our role or purpose, if any, in that universe? How’s everything working? What is the science underlying all this that could explain any phenomenon?

So I studied on my own philosophy, psychology, the mind, my mind, which for some reason never appeared to work the same way as everyone else. I was also highly interested in theoretical physics, perhaps I thought I could find there some answers to explain scientifically what was happening to me. Bertrand has been my mentor all those years, even though he is but a ghost.

       I could try to explain my life, I could never be certain that I was right. I then looked into many New Age movements, their beliefs, which led to reading a lot about religion and mystic philosophies. This was another dead end, because I could not picture the universe the way they did. Perhaps it was just a barrier of language or vocabulary and we’re all ultimately talking about the same concepts. But I continued on my own, understanding that no answer would come from any other human being or school of thought.

For a while I was considered like a genius mind, I made many discoveries in so many different fields, even though I had not carefully studied any of them. In fact, I don’t even have a degree, I just had many interests, and my strange abilities gave me the chance to work in these fields.

I live in Richmond Park, in a coquette house overseeing Thames Valley. I suffered a lot during my life, no one really knows all that has happened to me. I decided to isolate myself completely, so I would not have to tell anyone, or explain why I knew so much about their existence and everything else about everyone. I could also hear all their thoughts and see their pettiness, and after a while this so-called civilisation can be so depressing. I had to go as far as I could to stop witnessing the stupidity of mankind.

Also that anyone who got too close to me, with a genuine interest in what could be called paranormal phenomena, would have liked nothing better than imprison me into a lab and dissect my brain for posterity, hoping somehow to get some answers about my abilities. Unfortunately my brain scans showed nothing unusual, maybe it is at an esoteric level that something could be witnessed. And I’ve gone through so many tests in my life which did not bring any answer, that there’s no way I would like to be a lab rat again. You have been warned.

I lived in the closet long enough. Before I die, I need someone to write all these extraordinary events which have marked my existence. Don’t ask me why, I know that someone is you, even though the thought has not yet entered your mind. It would be more to help anyone who may have been born like me, with the gift. I know damn well that it is not a gift, it is a curse, but I will let you be the judge of that.

If I can help people like me, then it is my duty to do so before it’s too late. However, the way it is going, I might never die. I would not be surprised, I am healthier than anyone I know. I take huge risks while people tell me that I’m crazy and that I could die. I laugh all heartily, I know that I have yet many years to live in front of me. I know when I will die with certainty. I could go into ice water right now, naked, and I would survive. And I did it many times in the last few years.

Because of my gift, I never stayed anywhere for too long. I lived in Ottawa, York, Paris, Carcassonne, Mont St. Michel, Brussels, Los Angeles, New York, London and even near the North Pole. I was born in Richmond Park in London, it has always been my permanent home. That alone could do a great book, without the fantastic and the paranormal which has plagued my life, but I have decided that it was time to tell it all as it was.

Every time I moved to another city or country, I thought it would be different, meeting new people who had no clue about my secret abilities. I was wrong, it kept growing like if I was a shining light, a beacon attracting the weirdest events, and often, the weirdest people. I had nothing like a normal life, and when you hear it all first hand, you will say: she’s mad, she belongs into an asylum. I nearly ended up there many times, believe me.

I know things I should not know. I feel I am not real and that all the reality surrounding me is an illusion. At night I can slow time down, and then, a whole new universe opens up to me. In there I can meet ghosts, other weird souls from other worlds, and I can acquire knowledge that will never be known to the world for hundreds of years.

My experiences have brought me to the brink of insanity. For a while my family and I thought I had a serious mental illness. My brain would switch on, it could last for weeks and months. In these periods, I was completely dysfunctional, but I reasoned like a genius mind. I could suddenly play piano like a virtuoso, I could tell you more about how to unite Relativity and Quantum Mechanics than any other theoretical physicists. By slowing time, it gives me the chance to see the world differently, to switch timelines, to change my reality. This is only the tip of the iceberg.

My quest is to find out how I acquire this knowledge which seems to appear out of nowhere. I am looking for the one person in the world who can understand and help me. I will find that in you, Arthur, but it is not everything I will expect. A friendship will form, where the established reality will be questioned to its limits. Can we travel in time? Can we acquire a knowledge known to no one without having done any research about it? Can we meet weird entities from other worlds? Can we build our own fantasy world, from which we can acquire knowledge? This is a fantastic journey, dealing with real issues. As long as I can prove that I am not a mental case. It is a story about the means to get there. It is not a perfect science, there are drawbacks, and the source of the knowledge needs to be identified.

I am far from having all the answers, despite what many people think. With your help, Arthur, we may get closer to the truth.

 

 

Anna Maria

Richmond Park, Surrey

 

 

 

 

Answer from the Duke of Connaught to Anna Maria

 

 

Madam, I acknowledge reception of your letter and that you are my neighbour when I’m in London, living next to Pembroke Lodge in Richmond Park. I have read your missive. In layman terms, what was all that about? Please, discontinue all communication with me. This is a serious matter and shall be acted upon.

 

 

                                             Prince Arthur of Connaught

Duke of Connaught and Strathearn

MI5, Director General

Sidmouth, Devon

 

 

 


 

Genesis

God lives in Chiswick

 

 

My name is Prince Arthur of Connaught. I am the Duke of Connaught and Strathearn, a title now officially extinct but unofficially still in existence. I am a descendant of Queen Victoria and Prince Albert, and for security reasons dating from before the Second World War, the title has been past to descendants in secret. I may one day tell you that story. I was born in 1972 in Sidmouth, Devon, which is still my permanent address in the United Kingdom. I live in the clock tower overlooking the sea, just beside the Connaught Gardens.

I am the Director General of MI5, the British Security Service. There is little I could actually write which concerns my employment at MI5, however there is a part of my work which is not classified, though we would not advertise it anywhere from fear of ridicule. I have been often accused of spending more time investigating those paranormal and unexplained phenomena than being worried about terrorism. And this is how I got to know my best friend yet, Anna Maria.

       Anna Maria has been described by our service to be the most psychic woman alive, and she sure helped me out on many cases in the past which have never attracted any attention from the media. These little short stories I intend to write about our experiences are for the purpose of documenting these strange events in case some other investigators might eventually be confronted with similar puzzling situations.

I apologise for my writing style, I’m afraid you will not find here fanciful descriptions or poetry. I am no Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, an author both Anna Maria and I admire very much. Her because she identifies with his character Sherlock Holmes, following our little investigations, me because Sherlock Holmes stories were required reading for any agent working at MI5 or New Scotland Yard, where I was posted for many years in the past.

       When I am in London, I live at Pembroke Lodge in Richmond Park. It is not a coincidence if the green just outside Pembroke Lodge is called Sidmouth Wood, this has been in my family for a long time, even though no one would find any record stating so.

Anna lives in the house next door, which is how we met. Her house is like one of these old English cottages, located just beside where the philosopher Bertrand Russell used to live while he was alive. Russell’s ghost is apparently a daily companion of Anna Maria, which might explained why she loves the area so much.

There is something striking once you get inside her little house with a roof made of thatched straw. Inside it is more like a bunker not even touching the walls of the house, and which could resist a nuclear attack. In time I will get to explain in detail why this is so, but it will not be in this present case.

I will however state here that I noted a lift which appeared to be indicating many floors down, though I was only aware of one staircase going to the second floor. This is where we meet most of the time, in a sort of conservatory with a circular skylight window all around, with unfinished paintings everywhere and a huge telescope in the middle.

Anna is a very talented painter, although she would never admit to it, as she continues to maintain that she is not the one painting them, others do it through her. That statement would be impossible to believe if her paintings did not show so many different styles. One would have a hard time proving they were all made by the same artist. And I know something about this, having worked with New Scotland Yard on fake art for a long time.

       The first time I have met Anna Maria, it is not I who enticed her help, but her who would not leave me alone until I finally sat down and listened to what she had to say. She was my neighbour after all, and I noticed her stunning beauty over and over again. I would have never dared looking at her for too long, or even talk to her, unless it was an emergency.

There was a terrorist attack being planned that we knew about, and we were getting ready to make our move, however Anna was convinced that we would miss our shot and many people, including innocent citizens, would die. That alone would not have warranted my attention, she did though know so much about what we were doing, and completed so well the poor intelligence we had, in the end I either had to imprison her for being a terrorist, or some sort of spy, or believe her claims that she was a psychic medium and take her advice.

Today I’m glad I did exactly what she told me to do, because we averted a crisis which would have certainly resulted in many deaths. I could start by telling you that story, but it is so less fantastic than the others I will tell you now, that I feel it can wait for another time. Once this terrorism case was over, I intended to use her for other cases, but she had something else in mind:

“Now that I’ve helped you, let me explain the reason I really wanted to contact you.”

“What,” I said, “was it not to save so many people from these terrorists that you decided to attract my attention?”

She laughed and said: “It is not my job to play spy and do the work of the good people at MI5, it would be a double full time job. Beside, I am interested in something completely different and more rewarding than ‘little desperate terrorists’. I am on a mission to unravel the unexplained.”

She was in fact very much into anything related to the paranormal, which could eventually lead, I was guessing, to proving that perhaps she was not so weird after all, and maybe, just maybe, one day we could understand these phenomena and explain them from a science’s perspective.

Anna Maria described to me at the time that there was a woman in a military mental institute who needed our help, as she was not crazy after all and she could prove it somehow, as she had seen what that lunatic was claiming to have gone through.

I could not refuse her anything after what she had done for us, so one day I picked her up at her house in Richmond Park and together we went to this asylum to speak with Ms Alice Barnsworth, who incidentally thought she just came back from a space station somewhere in the orbit of Saturn.

Phew! What’s the head of MI5 doing here? If my subordinates or the press got wind of this, I thought, my rivals would have a field day.

Without me Anna Maria could have never talked to Ms Alice Barnsworth. I was equally surprised by the security at that military base, where even the head of MI5 had to pull many strings to get access to. I remember asking the soldier at the entrance at the time: “Are you keeping UFOs and dead alien bodies here or what?” Which he only answered with a sarcastic smile which, to this day, I’m still trying to interpret.

Once we were introduced inside the building, we found Ms Barnsworth in a cathartic state, she was unconscious in her room. As soon as Anna Maria posed her hand on Alice’s forehead, she woke up and said:

“Oh, Ms Anna Maria, so nice of you to come and help, so you have received my call?”

“Oh yes,” Anna answered.

“How could she, I’ve been told you were not given the opportunity to contact anyone on the outside,” I promptly added.

“There are other means to contact me,” smiled Anna. And she quickly went to the point: “Though I have a good idea of what you went through, Ms Barnsworth, I would be grateful if you could tell us now in presence of a witness, the Duke of Connaught here”.

“Pray, tell me why my presence is required as a witness?” I wondered out loud.

“Simple Arthur,” (Anna always called me Arthur from the start), “we need an official account in Britain’s archive from a reliable source that Ms Alice Barnsworth is in fact the God of her own universe she created recently.”

I looked at Maria straight in the eye, thinking she was about to laugh at this joke, then I looked at Alice, afraid she might be upset by this claim, and then I could no longer contain myself, I laughed so hard, I feel the whole base heard me. I only stopped once I realised that I was upsetting them both. And then I rationalised that it must have been a figure of style, an allegory or something, and I was about to understand what she meant by such a preposterous claim.

“No doubt there must be a banal explanation for this statement, I have to admit that you have piqued my curiosity. Let’s sit down and hear it all,” I said embarrassed, and we sat down and Alice started her extraordinary narrative.

“As you know, Ms Maria, I was posted until recently on the Saturn Space Station where some unusual event happened in my life. I was a good soldier with a strong imagination. I never thought it could lead to the creation of a new universe.”

“Wait a minute,” I said, “you need to realise that you have been judged instable mentally, you were obviously dreaming whatever you are saying to us.”

“Please, Arthur, listen to her,” said Anna.

“No,” I added quickly, “nothing could be served from entertaining the idea that Ms Barnsworth, no disrespect intended, is alright. Her path to recovery must first pass by us telling her the truth. There is no space station around Saturn, Ms Barnsworth. I am the head of MI5, if we had such a space station, no matter how secret this project would be, I would know about it.”

Anna Maria looked at me and smiled. “Arthur, you need to understand that Ms Barnsworth is not from our reality, she’s from another universe, if you wish.”

“You expect me to believe this? What proof can you offer me?” I bluntly said.

“For a start, here is Ms Barnsworth’s folder which I obtained under your own authority from the investigation the doctor on the base did a few weeks ago. You will find that Ms Barnsworth was a soldier with a magnificent record, who died during the Gulf War in 1991. She is buried in a military cemetery around here. You will also find that Ms Barnsworth here present has the exact same DNA that was taken from the corpse at the autopsy. They dug out her body as they could not believe it, and it is verified that she is dead. How do you explain it?”

I snatched the folder from her hands and read it aloud:

“We cannot explain how there appear to be a second Alice Barnsworth, a soldier attached to this base in 1991, as she died in Iraq 15 years ago. It has been surmised that she is her identical twin, as they share the same DNA. No proof has been found that Ms Barnsworth ever had a twin. If she had, her twin would have had to be in the military as well, as demonstrated by the aptitudes and knowledge of Ms Barnsworth. It is improbable that this knowledge could have been transmitted by her twin sister before she died, since Ms Barnsworth is aware of many other top secret dossiers which only occurred after 1991. It is interesting to note that despite her knowledge of these top secret files, she still sometimes have it wrong, and have no knowledge of other files which we would assume her to also be aware of. She claims that she was part of the ‘Time Project,’ a top military secret about a machine capable of transporting her to parallel universes, but to the best of our knowledge there is no such project on this base or anywhere else in the United Kingdom.”

“This is science fiction,” I finally said while this was sinking in. “It is more likely that you have a vivid imagination. Anna, do you have any idea how busy I am? That terrorist cell you helped us with, it is one out of dozens… all ready to explode at a moment’s notice.”

“How do you explain my death? I never died in 1991, I never went to Iraq. I was a jet pilot in another world, and I was trained to be an astronaut in the British Space Programme, which I hear in this universe, is not very developed. How do you explain the chip they found in my arm? Everyone in the army has got one where I come from.”

“A chip? Like dogs and cats have?” I asked. “Any veterinarian could have given you one. No need for a parallel universe for that.”

“With that much data about me on it, including my life story up to my financial details? And what’s more, you can read it in your report, the chip confirms that I am an astronaut attached to a space station around Saturn.”

I read through the report, and it did confirm that part of her story. So I had to say: “It’s an elaborate hoax, nothing more. Your veterinarian had a good joke at your expense, I suggest he hypnotised you. Congratulations for having fooled a few militaries willing to believe anything.”

At that moment Alice looked at Anna Maria for help, and so Anna looked at me and said: “Would you mind if I were to help you visualise Ms Barnsworth story?”

“What do you mean?” I answered.

“I have this ability to transfer images to other people’s mind. I can show you what I have seen.”

“Really? You do realise that if you can achieve such a feat, I will keep you under observation at MI5 for years to come?”

She smiled and said: “I know you will want to do so, I know you will not do so. Unlike you I am aware of the probabilities of all my possible futures.”

She closed her eyes and instantly a flow of images came into my mind. I could see myself in some sort of space shuttle docking at a space station near the rings of Saturn. It was amazing, a vivid dream like nothing I had experienced before. I could see real images like if they were coming from a television set, but directly into my mind. That alone ought to be more fantastic than the story of Alice, I told myself.

Ms Barnsworth continued her narrative, and as she did so, the images of her story came to my mind via Anna. We found ourselves in a huge room on this actual base, with what resembled what I could only describe as a Z Machine like the one they have built in Albuquerque in New Mexico, some sort of machine capable of creating a huge magnetic field.

“That machine was initially supposed to help us travel in time, however after that huge burst of energy I found myself in what I believe to be a parallel universe,” Alice said. “When I came to my senses, I was arriving on Saturn at the space station, and then I simply fainted right after the docking procedure. I had no idea what I was doing, and thankfully everything was computerised, I was on autopilot. When I came to my senses, I got up and started to walk on the station, I was surprised at how big it was, and the view from the window with the rings of Saturn was a spectacle I never thought I would witness.”

I felt the need at this point to get out of this vision and get back to reality. I grasp the arm of Anna Maria and suddenly everything was back to normal. “How do you know these visions are real? Maybe you’re capable of seeing images of her own imagination?”

“I would know the difference. Besides, there are things about me you don’t know yet. This phenomenon is not new to me, I do live in many parallel universes at the same time, many different timelines all at once, in as many time periods as there are,” she said.

       “This does not make any sense,” I mumbled. “What about me, then? Do I exist in all those parallel universes?”

       “Oh yeah, you do in many of them,” she added. “It might surprise you that we are linked in many timelines, though you’re not always the head of MI5, which does not make it easier in all those universes where we are investigating our cases. From my point of view, our friendship and working relationship is not new, it is as old as time itself. Most of my powers at predicting the future come from my foreknowledge of other parallel universes. I am not always right because there is no way for me to know exactly what will happen in this actual timeline, I only know the probability of an event occurring, based of what happened in other worlds where time is running faster than here. Timelines are not all running in parallel at the exact same time, some of them are years in front of us, others years late compared to our own time.”

       “So you say I will eventually believe you, and work with you on a regular basis?” I said a bit more alarmed than I would have liked to.

       “Oh yes, you are my long time helpful companion, and don’t worry, we do not marry in most timelines,” she added almost as a joke, which I was unsure of how to take.

At that point Alice Barnsworth became impatient: “Right you two, perhaps you can sort your problems out later, I have a feeling our time here is limited. Do you want to hear my story or not?”

To which I answered: “Right, for what’s it’s worth…” And she continued.

“I knew I was part of a special project, I knew I was supposed to have travelled in time, and somehow ended up in a weird sort of reality on Saturn. It made no sense to me, and instead of shutting my big mouth, I went straight to the doctor on the station and told him everything. You can guess the results…”

“You were declared there as you were declared here: a lunatic,” I said.

“More or less. They were not as barbaric, at the very least,” she added. “I was confirmed unfit for duty. Little I knew that soon I would totally agree with them.”

“How so?” Anna Maria felt the need to ask.

“Because nothing can explain what happened next,” she answered.

To which I replied: “How can you even begin to explain what happened before?” She looked at me with hard eyes, so I stopped and she continued.

“Soon I woke up suddenly floating in space, without even a space suit, and I could breathe! I could see Saturn in the background, the space station, it was wonderful! I was thinking I would never want to leave such a place. I could live here forever, that was my thought.”

“Can I… Anna, would you let me see this?” I said out of curiosity. And she answered: “Of course.”

I have to say, this was incredible. I instantly realised the impact that words alone could never achieve. I saw that planet in all its colours, those rings made of smaller parts, that great space station we, humans, had succeeded in building in some parallel universe. I almost cried, as it seemed so real! At that point I wanted to believe, this had to be real! Or else, I would have wanted to remain connected to such a mind that could recreate something even our probes and huge space telescopes could not even report back. A photograph will never do justice to the real thing.

“Soon I began to think I was very much alone in my time spent in space. I started to understand this universe, this primordial soup of electrons appearing in a blank space, galaxies forming, and finally I dreamed up in my mind one man, the perfect man, the man of my dreams. He appeared there, out of nowhere, and I was ecstatic. I was happy beyond belief. The only problem was that I created some sort of monster, or half human, or perhaps he was too human after all. He could not simply accept this reality. He was wondering, questioning, trying to understand.

“‘What am I doing here?’ he would often say. ‘What is this place? What is the purpose of this world? What am I supposed to do?’

“At which point I panicked and went back to the station. The only problem though was that every time I came back from a little trip in space, I found myself in a dire situation where people thought I was in a coma. I could also not just wish myself to be in space. Going there to meet my new friend I created required a lot of focussed mental energy, or something similar, I can’t really explain it. Can you?”

I looked at Anna Maria, to whom the question was directed. I could not stop from pointing out that no one in their right mind could explain any of this.

She simply smiled: “Pray, continue your fascinating adventure.”

“It didn’t help that I was definitely suffering from hallucinations. Rapidly I was declared schizophrenic, someone who could have a cataleptic fit at any time. They were trying to link this to a new sickness related to space travel, while I was trying to explain that it must be the result of travelling to a parallel world, at which point it was clear I was delusional to everyone. They let me walked freely on the station anyway, figuring that I was not very dangerous and it was like a prison that no one could escape at any rate. Or so they thought, because it was not long before my next episode. In my mind I had recurring dreams, one with a weird disconnected universe with a single human in it, living in space without any need for a spacesuit. The second time around I found him there alone, looking at the stars, pensive. I wondered how long he had been like that contemplating the universe, in a vegetative state, like a tree lost in space. He answered:

“‘Why, since I last saw you of course. You took a long time to come back. I seem to be aware of the universe, capable of mathematical equations in my head about how it works. I can see there is much awareness out there as well. I need to know more, you need to tell me.’

“I was so astonished that he had not simply disappeared when I did, I felt deep pity for him. For days he remained there thinking. That’s not a life!”

“I know some philosophers who could not dream of a better existence,” Anna Maria said. But Ms Barnsworth did not think so.

“Anyway, I decided to create a house for him, with a bedroom so he could sleep in at night, though for him there was no such concept in his mind.

“‘What are those nights and days you are talking about? Why do I need a house or even why would I sleep? You’re not making any sense. And what do you do on that space station of yours when you’re not here with me? I have so many questions to ask, please don’t ever leave me again.’

“So I built the house in the background, and some plates of marble on which he could walk in space to his house. At the end of the path I put a well filled with water, even though I’m not even certain if I thought as far as to wonder where would the water would come from. It was just there, and I instructed him to take some and drink on a regular basis, or he would die. And then I thought about food, but decided that this could wait, as I did not want to simply create a machine making food appear out of nowhere, I would never hear the end of his questions about where that food came from in the first place. Thankfully he didn’t question the well, or where the water came from. He did ask where the house came from, and I had to tell him I just wished it and there it was. He wondered why he did not have these abilities, and so I gave it to him. I said from now on you can dream and create whatever you want. So we waited, for him to create something, but nothing appeared. I asked:

“‘Don’t you want to try your new powers? Don’t you want to create something?’

“He looked at me blandly, he was like a blank storage device, and I told him so. And I understood: how could he create stuff out of nothing if he had no clue about what else existed in this world? So we talked some more about my world, he asked endlessly those questions that I would imagine only a child who still knows nothing about this universe would ask:

“‘Are there others like you on that space station? Do you have houses like that inside that station? What is that planet below, could we go for a visit? Could I live there? What is a blank storage device? What is a dog, you mentioned before that you found them annoying.’

“It went on and on and I got tired, exceedingly so. In the end I think I just collapsed and found myself back on the station. Once again, I had everyone surrounding me as if I was an alien. I had obviously fainted, or had a fit. Once I felt good again, I realise that my new man could communicate with me in the real world, I was now hearing voices, my insanity was complete. He could see through my eyes everything I observed, and somehow managed to control my every move. I started to act oddly to everyone on the station, while he was learning everything he could about the world. I was a hostage in my own body. By the time I broke out of this servitude, I found myself in space once again with many houses, plates of marble and wells in front of each house, and many new people everywhere, deformed dogs and cats existing as I sort of described them to him initially, floating in space doing nothing, not even barking or meowing. There was something weird which was totally out of control, a bird crying and whinging on his shoulder, of beautiful colours though, blue, yellow, green, and a huge beak.

“‘What is that?’ I found myself say, with a smile. ‘Is it a parrot? How can it even fly in space?’

“‘I don’t know, I saw one on your space station. Is it cute or what? It certainly brings life in this dead space. He’s my best friend.’

“‘What do you mean you saw that on my space station?’

“They had the time together to develop their own philosophies, religion, theoretical physics, and somehow found a way to contact their god, me, a mentally ill patient. And though he was now constantly in communication with me, it started to impede seriously on my life while I was awake on the station. They held me hostage, had unreasonable demands, they wanted me to create new stuff for them, new technology, new ways to explore the rest of the universe. And since nothing more had been thought of in my mind apart from their world, they now wanted a real creation, like the one we have right now, a planet Earth, so they could also explore and get out of where they are. I looked at them, blinking:

“‘Considering what you have just achieved, why don’t you create yourself a planet and move there?’

“My friend answered that they did not know enough, they had not witnessed any of it, they only had a vague idea of what Earth represented. They realised by then that we did not usually lived around in space stations surrounding weird planets which could not support life, and especially, we did not float in space in houses with wells. None of it made any sense anymore to any of them. They blamed me for having created something which was unfathomable to them. I had to shout back:

“‘Do you really think that my God was any better in creating the universe I come from? Do you think any of this makes any sense to any of us? Planets, stars, galaxies, oxygen, trees, birds and what else? The difference is that we have stopped a long time ago to question everything, we just accepted it and we moved on with our lives! So you should! Just invent the world of sales, become marketing addicts, create industries, space programmes… I don’t know, anything to quickly forget to think about where you are and why.’

“Somehow it was not enough. When I woke up, I found that this whole thing was destroying my fragile mind, and after a major cataleptic fit or stroke, their world ceased to exist for a while. Fortunately, since many people on board the station were now reporting having seen houses in space with people floating all around. My doctor thought that my illness was contagious.

“I soon got back to normal. No more visions, no more crazy imagination running wild, I was even forgetting that I should not even be on a space station which did not exist in the first place. I even secretly thought that I was not completely cured until I actually woke up back on Earth in England, in my comfy bed, declaring this whole thing a wild dream.”

       “That settles it, then,” I finally said. “You have woken up in England, you have dreamt this whole thing, you are cured Ms Barnsworth!”

       “It is not that simple, I’m afraid,” said Anna Maria. “There are many parallel universes where we do have a space station around Saturn and many other planets. And Ms Barnsworth’s existence is well documented on those worlds, I remember hearing about people having visions of houses and people in space, it is a fact. A strange one, but one all the same. Ms Barnsworth contacted me in parallel universes once she came back to Earth from the station, this is how I came to know about all this. I quickly realised that in this particular timeline of ours here, there was an anomaly. There was a Ms Barnsworth who said she lived on a space station in the solar system, but no space station other than the International one in orbit around Earth. It is why I contacted you Arthur about Ms Barnsworth as soon as I found out about the anomaly from other parallel universes.”

       “Then if what you say is true,” I felt the need to ask, “there are many Anna Maria out there helping many Alice Barnsworth in many universes? Some of them simply to understand what happened to them, others completely out of their original timeline, not once but twice over? How did Ms Barnsworth end up here, where we don’t have a Z machine capable of creating a huge burst of energy, so she did not leave from here? And we don’t have a space station, so she did not end up here either as a result of their attempt to send her in time. So why is she here at all?”

       Anna Maria thought about it for a moment. Then said: “I can only think of one thing. Ms Barnsworth, perhaps as a consequence of her experience through this ‘Time Project,’ has gained some paranormal powers. She can now create worlds at will, and therefore should be able to throw herself out of a universe to jump into another. She must have wished to get out of that schizophrenic world altogether, but was somehow incapable of going back to her original timeline, and so ended up here.”

       “I wanted to come here,” said Alice. It was not random. I thought of a normal place, not too developed technologically, retard on many levels, like on paranormal and theoretical physics, a society not very much advanced compared to the ones I came from.”

       You can imagine I was deeply hurt and insulted: “What? How dare you say we are retards when it comes to technology and science in general? How dare you! Could we build space station everywhere in the solar system? Sure we could, but why spend so much money? What about the rest which makes you so advanced compared to us? In any case, surely it is only a question of time before we can achieve the same results? What do you think Anna?”

       “Well, my poor Arthur, I tend to agree with Ms Barnsworth. Compared with other timelines we are really lagging behind. The whole paranormal science here is just that, paranormal instead of science. And if you say you are studying time travel in this day and age, you might as well state that you are studying the fantastic. There are not that many universes out there still talking in terms of quantum physics and relativity. How many times have I told Bertrand Russell that this universe would have been much better off without Albert Einstein, as he threw us off course for a very long time. This is very difficult for Russell to accept, as he was such good friend with Albert.”

       “What!” I shouted, “do you really want me to believe that without Einstein, we would be much more advanced in physics today?”

       “Not only without Einstein, eliminate Newton and Niels Bohr, and see how fast physicists would come up with better ways of picturing and describing the universe! In ways that actually make sense, for a change. The real question in quantum physics is not why it is so weird, the real question is why has it stuck in the landscape for so long since it does not explain anything. However, we’re not here to debate physics. Let’s hear Ms Barnsworth’s story.”

       “All right then,” I said, still unconvinced. So I turned to Alice and said: “So you came here, a timeline where we are supposedly not advanced at all, to find peace. But then, you told your story to everyone and now all you have achieved is to convince us you were crazy!”

       Ms Barnsworth looked defeated, she admitted: “I confess this was stupid, but they found me on the base, they declared me dead a long time ago. I let slipped a few top secret things which were no secrets in my timeline, and hence I found myself in deep trouble. I guess I had not thought about it that far. My only defence was to tell the truth, but then it got me into more trouble. Until I realised that Ms Maria must exist in this timeline, and as I remembered in my timeline  that she was the most psychic woman alive, and that is no small claim for a science which is not called paranormal in my world, I thought she could verify what I’m saying here, and free me from this situation. I’m glad she found me, as I didn’t believe in my telepathic powers! I feel I have none.”

       “And how do you propose she goes about it?” I answered, “I don’t believe you, I don’t believe her, despite this trick of putting images in my mind, I’m afraid it won’t be enough. You see, we’re not that gullible. And if we are so backwards to you, then perhaps it is because we are more cerebral, intelligent, moving slowly without jumping to conclusions. I would not have it any other way. Let me tell you what awaits you, whatever it is you feel Ms Maria can do for you. You will finish your days in an asylum here on the base, where they will probe and try to understand how you know so much about their little secrets, whilst somehow you either faked your death, or are simply an identical twin. I hope for you they don’t start to believe you could be a clone, because then it could be more serious than you can imagine.”

       Ms Barnsworth looked at me completely horrified. She closed her eyes and for a second there I thought she was about to disappear into thin air, as to my astonishment she became a bit invisible, and at the same time I also felt myself moving somewhere else. Anna posed her hand on her and Alice opened her eyes, she said:

“Never mind what Arthur is saying, this is not what’s going to happen. We will get you out of here, and you will live happily forever after somewhere else in this world, never to think too much about all this. Because my friend here, is powerful. More powerful than anyone on this base. And once he will decide to get you out of here, he will. And it won’t be for you to be probed by other people, it will be to free you from all that you have gone through. He doesn’t look very receptive now, but he will by the time we’ll leave this base. He doesn’t understand yet who you are, and how important you are to humanity. I bet you don’t even know that yourself, but it is not to me to tell you that. It is best if you don’t know.”

       “Know what?” both Ms Barnsworth and I asked at the same time. But Anna simply bowed her head and signal to Ms Barnsworth to finish her story:

       “Somehow I thought I had destroyed them all, my new humanity, killed them all in my mind. That no one else on the station could see them was proof enough that it was so. At the same time, unfortunately, it was also becoming clear to me that I could not have imagined it. I had real people in what seems a real world to me, telling me that my visions had become real! Or that they were real to begin with. My doctor did not know what to say, it was like decades of studies and beliefs had just gone out the window. He was even afraid of me, well, not until he saw on the satellite images from Earth, no less, that my visions were real and there were people living in houses in space, breathing, going along with their meaningless lives, and I was photographed right in the middle, having an argument with a man, the one we thought I created out of nothing. And so, since I was unable to shake the thought that it was all my imagination, it was not long before I started to hear voices again.

“So once more I ended up in space, meeting my new creation. My friend was standing in front of me, hiding something behind him. When he moved away, there was there the most beautiful little girl I had ever seen in my life. I knew her, I remembered having thought of her before that time, it was not like he created her like he appeared to have done with the others. Or at the very least we both thought of her before that time.

“What he said to me then was astounding to say the least: ‘I present to you our daughter, she is our creation, she is ours. And if that does not convince you to remain here with us forever, then I don’t know what will.’

“I spent hours with her, just talking. I answered all of her questions to the best of my abilities. It turns out that she never saw the space station, as somehow they or I moved the whole village around Pluto, where no more spying satellite could spot them, as the ex-planet was no longer of interest to anyone by then. It was still beautiful, that shade of blue which I clearly remember trying to find with difficulty on my palette of colours on my computer some years ago. I digress, I was talking to you about my new daughter, and I had no doubt in my mind that she was mine, and was the fruit somehow of both my original friend and I, though as far as I can remember, we never… you know… how should I put it…”

       “Had sex?” I said.

“Snuggled together,” Ms Barnsworth corrected me.

“So people in your world don’t reproduce by having intercourse, they just wish and create new people whenever they want?” I felt the need to ask.

“At the beginning, yes, I admit. Later on this changed, as you will see. I simply decided to copy this same world I was used to, and they reproduced through snuggling. It does not stop the fact that they could still also spontaneously re-create the universe they wanted, create new people or make them disappear at will. However many in time will forget this ability I have given them, it will seem more like coincidences to them when suddenly what they will want will happen like a miracle. I would not want to jump to the end just yet, so let me tell you all about my new daughter.”

“Created out of thin air, just like God would,” I voiced.

“Yeah, just like God!” cried Anna Maria with a smile, coming out of what seemed like a trance until that point. “Please, Ms Barnsworth, continue.”

“We were still spotted around Pluto, don’t ask me how, Big Brother sure has eyes everywhere in my original timeline. So I moved everyone so out of sight, we were completely outside the universe altogether.”

“And where would that be?” I asked.

“Outside of space, that’s all I thought at the time I made the decision, so I don’t know where that would be. I just wished it, all right? And it happened. We were outside of space. So, about my daughter… where was I… you are so exasperating with all your questions, sometimes I wished you just didn’t exist!”

Anna Maria suddenly got up in a state of panic: “Please, Ms Barnsworth, stop right there on your train of thought. You need him to get you out of here and get you the life you’re hoping for yourself”

       We both looked at her with surprise. I said: “What, do you think I would simply disappear if Ms Barnsworth wished it?”

       “Yes!” was her answer.

So I said: “No one has that much control over the existence that they can get people to vanish or appear out of nothing. What universe do you live in?”

       “Let’s just say that I am much more aware than you are about what’s possible and what’s not in this world. So please, just shut up, listen and learn! You’ll never again have that chance, I can assure you. The questions you would be asking right now if you knew what I will tell you later… and how stupid you will feel with your doubts and accusations then…” she almost shouted. She sat down after this burst and tried to calm down.

       “Should I continue then?” Alice asked. And upon noticing that Anna was all right, she did: “I don’t know what I was talking about now…”

       “Sex and reproduction,” I said.

       “Right, you men, is all you can think about,” Ms Barnsworth affirmed.

       At that point Anna said something so amazing to Alice, it threw me off my chair: “Well, it’s your fault at any rate… perhaps you didn’t think this through far enough? I’ve seen worlds where sex was not everything! Such animal instincts…”

       The look on Ms Barnsworth’s face was impossible to describe, it put her into deep thinking mode, that much I could see. And understanding her mistake, Anna quickly asked Alice to pursue her narrative, as if to change her mind:

       “All I know is that my little adventures with my society, which was developing more and more with each passing day, with my adorable daughter right at the centre of it, was simply killing me. If I continued to go and see them, I would surely die, as my doctor was telling me back at the station. On the other hand, if I stopped visiting them, they would become alienated and drive me mad back on the station. As they were still communicating with me then, and to some extent, controlling me.

“They quickly understood though that I was getting sicker, and I made them appreciate that if I were to go into a coma or even die, they would vanish out of existence. From that point on they helped me in every way they could. It was truly a symbiotic relationship, even existence. My creatures were helping me see more clearly. In no time I got better and convinced everyone around me that I was normal, no longer schizophrenic or suffering from hallucinations. I know it wasn’t true, and I will spare you all the episodes I had, it suited me at that time to appear normal.

“My people were however dissatisfied with me, they wanted more, evermore. They agreed with me that my world did not make any more sense than theirs, they wanted it anyway, they thought it was the real world, the one from which they appeared to have been created from and for. We had to reach some sort of agreement in the end, as I was still getting sicker from visiting, so I could no longer have direct contact with them. And their intrusion in my mind on the station was simply having disastrous effect on my behaviour, it threatened my sanity at every turn.

“So I made a decision. I had to get rid of them without killing them, they were after all my creation. They were real enough that others in my reality had photographed them. Funny, what gave me the idea, was my doctor. He was deeply religious in nature, I even found him annoying with his stories about the divine, God and Jesus-Christ.

“‘Please! Give me a break!” I told him, ‘in my timeline, we got rid of those centuries ago.’

“He would not back down however, and insisted that I read the Bible, at least Genesis. I shouted: ‘I would prefer to burn in hell before I did something so ludicrous.’ He was determined, and hid his damn Bible under my pillow, no doubt in hopes that I would read it at some point.

“And I did, I read the beginning, Genesis. It was like an illumination! I thought, that’s it, that’s what I’ll do. I’ll create a new universe in seven days for my people (well, seven second anyway from my perspective, several million of years from theirs, whatever), I will put them on Earth so they can evolve on their own without me. And their whole history will happen instantly from my point of view, so I won’t have to supervise the whole thing for millennia.

“I made them mortals, capable of reproducing, copying the whole world we’ve been used to anyway. I placed myself outside of time… well, different time rate at any rate. Never mind. I just wished it and it happened. Bang. Just like that. Problem solved, I finally got rid of them. I was so pleased with myself! I had solved my situation in one short burst of genius thinking. And to keep what I called my husband and daughter happy, I created another version of myself, in my image, to live with them for as long as a normal life would be. She was to possess my own knowledge and intelligence, guide them as they went along, and make any change I would myself see fit as everything evolved in time.”

       “So you could call it a creation with an evolution?” I said, “how convenient.”

       “Yeah, that’s exactly it!” Alice stated. “I didn’t think of it this way, but this is it, a creation with an evolution. I had to make it believable. With so much space, and stars and galaxies, and distance, that they could never really get out of their island, never understand enough to get out of it, never reaching the edge. I just thought, all right, just need this whole universe to make some sort of sense to them, or perhaps not, who cares, they should never leave it, never truly understand it, eventually die after many generations. Natural disaster, or if they kill each other, I couldn’t care less. By then the people I cared about would be long dead anyway. I just wanted to get rid of them, so I could continue some sort of normal existence. I gave it as much thought as I could to get them going, and then I left it all to them.

“I had other big fish to fry in my own existence, though I started to think about the irony of this all. I was after all living myself perhaps in some sort of creation of some other being that came before me, and I was wondering if he or she had given more thought to it than I did. By then I was declared completely insane, and I certainly was not going to deny it. I believed it! I just wished I could finally get back to reality, whatever that was. Some sort of normality.

“My doctor went wild after that, he wouldn’t let go. He said he had the proof that I was crazy, and for many weeks I awaited his famous proof.”

       “I think I know,” said Anna.

I had absolutely no clue, myself. By then I was so gripped into that story, I cared little about if it made any sense or not. I wanted this proof so badly, I thought it would reveal a lot to me. So this time I stopped Anna from speaking, and I’m the one who said: “Please, continue!”

       “Well, the proof was quite something, I have to admit. I was not prepared for this. My doctor came in one day in his office with a big smile on his face, whilst I was sitting calmly. He assured me that today was the big day, and that for once I would be able to realise that everything I had told him was just an elaborate story I had concocted in my mind.

“‘What about the photos which prove my saying,’ I asked?

“His answered was that we could discuss it after he presented me two persons he had discovered should have been part of my life, but we’re no longer because I left for the space station. Who could be those two persons, I thought, which could change anything to what I’ve been through? As far as I knew, this was not even my own timeline, I never left for any space station ever. So I thought his little surprise will be no surprise to me.

“I was wrong. Who came into the room were the original man I created, my perfect man, and the supposed daughter we had together. They were there in front of me, in flesh, they existed in this reality for the first time. I created them, I thought. I sent them to exist on a new Earth somewhere out of space, I re-created a universe for them, they should not be there right in front of me right now.

“‘Who are they?’, I asked.

“‘Don’t you recognise us’, the child said, ‘I’m your daughter! That’s my dad!’

“And she cried, and cried, until it seemed there was nothing left to cry. I could not remember them. My doctor assured me that there in front of me were my husband and daughter, who had learn with distress that I became schizophrenic, and decided to come to the station in order to help me.

“They showed me photos, films, proofs that what they were saying was true. I could only think that I created them in real life as a consequence of losing them to that imagined universe which I could no longer visit from fear for my health. And so, I accepted them for a while, I enjoyed their presence, even though at the back of my mind something was not right.

“Nothing was right anymore. I didn’t believe in reality, in anything. Perhaps I was crazy after all, my mind was gone, some links disconnected within my brain, whatever. I had to escape it all, I had to get out of there, these people, and whatever it is that I believed until that point. So I shut myself out from everyone, I disconnected myself from reality. And that was it, I was really out of my mind.

“I think I was unconscious for quite a while. When I came back to my senses, I was on Earth, my mind was connected to a computer and they were probing my brain, trying to cure me. Some technology I know does not exist in this world. If you want, Duke Connaught, I can provide you with all the schematics to prove to you that this works and does not exist here, however I would not want anyone to go through what I went through, so you can forget it.”

       “Of course,” I said with sarcasm.

       “Don’t interrupt!” she cried, and I shrunk back into my chair. She continued.

“I had only one thought, to get out of there, this painful process. I was not about to become a computer for them, so they could say they cured me and I was finally back to normal. I was normal! I know that. They were the retards, they had not witnessed everything I did, this extraordinary journey, which I believe in the end to be true. I had new powers they did not understand, I had evolved to a point they could only dream of, if they would only listen to me and believe me!

“So in the end I had only one wish, the one to return to a universe similar to the one I left, but still not advanced enough that I would not have to go through any of what I had gone through. This is how I believe I ended up here. It is by trying to find out if any of what I was familiar with existed here in this parallel universe, that I was reassured that I succeeded. However I made a crucial mistake by doing so and divulged some information which was known from only a handful of people here, top secret information, and now I’m in deep trouble and I need your help to get out of here.”

       “Can’t you just switch timelines again, then?” I asked.

       “No, it seems that I also wished that I would no longer have any of these extraordinary powers. I simply wanted to be normal again, just like every miserable human being. That’s what I wanted whilst I was being tortured back then, and now I see I wasn’t thinking clearly. I’m in a mess.”

       “Is that it, then? Have we heard it all?” I added.

       “Yes, this is what I had to say. I am now in your hands, please help me to get out of here, so I can start living the life I was supposed to, if there is such a thing.”

       Anna stood up from her chair, she took the hand of Ms Barnsworth to reassure her, and said:

“Don’t worry dear, you will be out of here soon. Where would you want to go? Better yet, let me guess. For some reason I feel you want to live in Chiswick.”

       “Yes, you are amazing. Just like I knew you would. Chiswick is where I come from, this is where I want to go. But is it wise? Perhaps I should be sent to Siberia instead, where no one will ever find me?”

       I was about to stop this nonsense when Anna Maria seemed to realise what I was about to do, and she took my hand, squeezed it really hard, and gave me no chance to add another word. We left the room, looking at this strange being in front of us… she sure looked like she had believed her story. She was convincing enough, and yet, it was undeniable that she was insane. But I couldn’t dismiss the evidence, that woman died years ago in Iraq. Or did she? I was going out of this base with one single idea in my mind, I was going to do the research of the century about this woman. By the end of the next day I would know everything there is to know about her, that’s all I could be thinking about.

       On our way back, neither Anna nor I said anything. I was in deep thoughts, and she seemed to have realised that, and believed better of it than to interrupt them. She got out the car saying only one thing:

“Let me know what you find out, let me know how we will proceed with this case.”

She said it so nonchalantly, as if it did not affect her in the least. As if she had said those same words to me many times before. She had this great ability to put all of this out of her mind, so I said:

“What are you going to do now?”

       “Why? I need to feed Barnsworth, of course. He’s been left alone all day, apart from perhaps Bertrand Russell, when he can actually see him, that is.”

       “Barnsworth?” I asked puzzled?

       “Yeah, my gold and blue macaw,” she answered.

       I was so lost, I can’t even begin to explain.

“What, you have a parrot called Barnsworth? How is this possible? When did you buy it?”

       “Years ago, he’s the best friend a girl can have.”

       “Can anyone verify that you called that parrot Barnsworth years ago? Before you even met or knew Ms Barnsworth existed?”

       “Bertrand could, but he’s a ghost, so I suspect it would be difficult for you to get confirmation from him. Fear not, my new dear friend, here I have all the papers for you to consider. This is no coincidence if my long time friend parrot is called Barnsworth, I was made aware of Ms Barnsworth a long time ago. She’s so important to this world you’re living in, that you will never be able to understand. Let me know what you find out and what we’ll do about this.”

And then she left to go back to her bunker disguised as a lovely villa. I’m sure she slept very well that night, I can’t say I did as well. By the time it was morning I had a complete plan of all I would do to verify this woman’s story, even if at the back of my mind it was ludicrous and a big waste of time. There were just too many clues and hints to prove me otherwise, and so in the early morning I set myself to work. I went to Millbank in Westminster, MI5 headquarters at Thames House, and I give all my agents orders they will never forget. Many thought I had become crazy, and perhaps even considered right away who should replace me. To this day they must still be puzzled, because I have not told them anymore than they needed to know to do their job.

       First thing I did was to verify if Mr. Barnsworth, as the parrot of Anna Maria is called, has been called so for as many years as she claimed. Then I checked if in any way she could have known about Ms Barnsworth before the last few days. This was important to discover if this was not an elaborate hoax. I ordered a full search on both women, I was satisfied that they did not know each other before then. I was however flabbergasted by Anna Maria’s history. I won’t get into details now, because this has nothing to do with this actual case.

       You would be amazed to realise how much information on one person a team of agents at MI5 can find in one day, I was however amazed that they were unable to disprove her story. In fact, everything they found was very much confirming everything, and only helped to make the case even more mysterious. It defied logic and common sense.

I found out about Ms Barnsworth’s family in Chiswick and decided to bring them all along to visit that ghost from their past. I invited Anna Maria to come and so we all found ourselves at that military base once again later that afternoon.

I decided to play a game with Ms Barnsworth, I did like her doctor did on the so-called space station. I prepared her psychologically to meet the proof that she imagined it all. I have not even told her family who they were going to meet or the purpose of their coming to the base. I told them that it was in the name of national security, they had been summoned there, they had no choice. So I got them all together to witness the scene that would ensue.

Alice first met her parents. The look on their face and what they said convinced me that, one, this was their daughter, and two, she died in 1991. Alice’s reaction also told me that she was not that surprised that I would try such a trick, and seemed to consider these people like replica of her parents, but far from being the real thing, since she believed to be from another universe. The parents concluded that this was their daughter, but someone brainwashed her or played with her memory, as not everything should be as it was.

All right, I thought, now the candles on the cake. I let in her husband and daughter, and was ready for fireworks. I was right, there were sparks. While I was playing with everyone’s deep emotions, feeling great about it and learning all that I wished to learn, Anna Maria looked at me with a disapproval glance, and a smile. At no time did she interfere with my big plans to get to the truth, and for that I either admire her, or in retrospect, can only imagine she knew all along that only this could convince me.

Well, the husband and daughter came in, they almost had a heart attack. For a second there I thought we would lose the husband and Ms Barnsworth altogether, though they were both freaking out for different reasons. For Mr. Barnsworth, it was to find his long dead wife alive, for her, it was to meet once again the very perfect man and daughter she had created in that distant world of hers. She was so ecstatic that they actually existed in this timeline, as she put it, that she cried all the tears she could. She no longer wished to be isolated in Siberia, she wanted to live here with her family in Chiswick. But why accept them so readily now, when she didn’t in the other timeline when they were presented to her by that doctor?

At this point I wasn’t so sure anymore of what to do, or what I had accomplished there, or even what all this proved. One thing I knew, is that there were enough circumstantial evidence to prove that the woman was not crazy, unless her whole family was on it too. There was no way at any rate I was going to keep Alice Barnsworth imprisoned on that base, I knew that then.

So I went to everyone concerned on the base, talked to them, and we left with Ms Barnsworth. I made sure that no one would be pursuing that case, I told them to forget it all, never happened. I’m glad that to this day my influence seems to have done the trick, no one bothered Ms Barnsworth after that and she is still living in Chiswick with her family, who still cannot believe that, somehow, perhaps by an act of God, their daughter was returned to them.

They all became deep conspiracy theorists, not believing a word the government says, and claimed Alice never actually died in 1991 in Iraq. They’re still trying to understand where she was all those years. Probably a prisoner of war in Iraq, and they are now spending a fortune helping other POWs worldwide. Good for them, it still explains nothing.

After that Anna Maria left me alone, leaving me with all my questions and worries, as I had witnessed extraordinary powers there, at the very least hers. I could see her sometimes arriving in her Rolls Royce that she parked in her underground garage. She was rich, that much I knew, I had some hints from my research, and yet, she remained a total mystery to me.

In the end I decided she deserved to be investigated further and I knocked on her door one Saturday morning. I brought along my border terrier Bubba, in order to look more harmless. I pretended I was walking the dog and decided to come over, it would look innocent, I imagined.

Innocent it was not. She was expecting me, she had one of those wonderful hot chocolate made of real chocolate waiting for me, my favourite, it was warm, but getting cold. She also had dog food ready, though she has no dog.

“It is not as hot as it should be,” she said, “because you hesitated in coming here, you went for another tour of the buildings before coming over. It was predictable, however less probable than I thought. Sorry.”

I could barely believe my ears.

“Never mind about the hot chocolate. Please, tell me, what just happened?”

She invited me upstairs in her little conservatory, all done nicely with warm colours of woods, and then her parrot Barnsworth jumped on my shoulder. I looked at him twice, and said: “Yeah, let’ begin with that parrot and how he got his name in the first place, shall we?”

“Come here, right in the middle of the room, and bring Bubba” she said.

“Bubba? I got him only yesterday! How the hell do you know his name? I decided that this morning! I told no one, and it is not even a final decision!”

“It is now, I’m sure,” she laughed.

She was good. I followed her to the centre, with the parrot on my shoulder, then the circle in the middle went down a very long time. I was alarmed.

“How far below underground are we going? What’s going on here? Who are you? Are there tunnels deep underground where I have lived for many years, and I never knew about it, me, the head of all secret agencies in the UK? How is this possible?”

When we reached the bottom floor, there were installations there as good if not better than what we had at MI5. Machines I could not even recognise. It did not appear to have been used at all. My name was everywhere, Duke of Connaught, my family tree, and so the name of Russell. It was crazy, I thought this was some sort of nightmare and I would wake up soon after.

This woman was playing with my mind, and so must be a spy or terrorist, or anything like that. Then I came to see a painting of me and my dog Bubba, a dog I only bought the day before! It was unbelievable! I was speechless. I looked at her, my mouth wide opened, asking for an explanation.

She simply answered: “None of this is a coincidence. You should have been aware, you helped developed all this, the modern installations that is. You just did not help me in this actual timeline, I’m afraid to say. I have the same installations across many parallel universes, as a result of the Prime Minister Lord John Russell, who served under Queen Victoria and built those underground tunnels in the first place. It was turned into a real bunker as a consequence of Bertrand Russell, campaigner against nuclear weapons, and also the Phantom Squad, a little-known military regiment whose headquarters and training centre occupied Pembroke Lodge during the Second World War. They’re still alive today, they come and visit me every year. You recognise yourself here, because you were sort of here before! Now, preparing for the new war, down here we’re out of space, and out of time. It is the only place from which we can observe all the changes in the universe, understand what’s going on, and act accordingly.”

“Would you ever ceased to surprise me, woman! What is this? Should I call my agents and have them storm this place right now? Give me one good reason!”

“They couldn’t find it in the first place, it does not exist! You see, in Victorian times it was just tunnels to protect against conventional bombs. For the Second World War, to protect us against nuclear attacks, it became the best bunker you will ever find. And now, for the Third World War, it is more complicated. When what you have to fight for are changes due to time travel, as this is a reality in many other parallel universes interacting with ours, and also in the future of our very timeline, this is what this place has become: an out of space and time bunker. A communication centre to observe the changes as they happen, spot anomalies in history so we can either correct them or plan around it. This place is in used in many other spaces and times, it is up to you if it will be used in the here and now.”

“Have you ever wondered how IBM became so successful? Quite an unlikely history for a company, wouldn’t you say? More like science fiction. That company is an anomaly in time. It should not have happened.”

“IBM? What are you talking about, who cares about IBM and how successful they were at inventing computers?”

“Have you ever wondered how we won the Second World War?” she continued. “Hitler was so technologically advanced, so powerful, and yet, somehow we won. They were superior in everything, the real history is much more ugly, I tell you. Nuclear missiles and gas mustard is what won the war, the German won, and we never cracked the code of those enigma machines, this is pure fantasy. Why is it that most German scientists, the greatest on Earth, simply jumped on a ship to reach America to fight their own country? Is it making any sense to you? German invented nuclear weapons, not Americans! I’m telling you, Arthur, this is a noteworthy anomaly in time.”

“What are you saying! I don’t even want to go there! We defeated that son of a bitch, we were more powerful than he was!”

“We lost the Second World War, don’t you see? In many timelines, an infinite amount of them! Only in a few isolated ones, including the one in which we are evolving in right now, we have won that war. It is because of people from the future and their time machines, who somehow created a few new timelines by modifying history. They went back in time, through future knowledge we defeated the Nazis. Now, what do you make of that!?”

“This is madness. I don’t believe this. You’re out of your mind.”

I tried to turn on a computer, dear me, I could not even find the on/off button. She turned it on with her mind, and it was so futuristic, I could barely believe my eyes. I had to believe her in the end, nothing else made any sense. I was aware of the deep implications, but decided to keep that for later. I innocently knocked on that door for a reason after all, to get to the bottom of that story with Ms Barnsworth. So she invited me to return upstairs, in between her telescope and innocent paintings, so we could discuss around a hot chocolate, what it is that brought us together from my point of view. I asked:

“So, who was that Alice Barnsworth? That you even called your parrot like her many years before you even heard of her?”

“You have no idea, do you, of who she is?”

“Well, yeah, she was a soldier, she killed people for a living, she was a lunatic, off her head, completely insane. I wish I could say it was the result of some drug she was given there in 1991, but even then, it doesn’t quite add up, does it?”

“You have no idea of who she is.”

“No, I don’t. Why don’t you enlighten me?”

“She is the God of this universe, she created us, we are her descendants.”

“What? You’re mad! Why am I even listening to you?”

“She is Eve, the first woman, her husband is Adam, the first man!”

“Nonsense. You can show me all your bag of tricks, somehow try to fool me with a cave full of stuff about my family - granted, most of it is classified secret, and God only knows how you came to find out about this - but you will never convince me that she is God.”

“She isn’t ‘The God’, she is but one God, and particularly the God of that very timeline we’re evolving in. She created that timeline, actually botched it from the sound of it, which is why she came back here. Many other versions of her created other timelines, but by no means has she created all the timelines that exist. Remember, she got inspiration from something else that existed before us, she was thrown out of her original timeline created by someone else, and somehow she created something alike. She did not even give any thought to the world she made, she vaguely wished for something similar to what she knew. She has however created most timelines that you and I evolve in, and so she’s as close to a God as you and I will ever know. Remember though that other versions of us exist in other timelines created by others.”

“This is not possible. There is no God, there was no creation. It is all down to evolution, there was a Big Bang!”

“Are you sure there was a Big Bang, instead of just trillions and trillions of electrons appearing out of nowhere, and eventually evolving into what you see today when you look at the sky?”

“It is useless to argue with you. You think you know everything. Hell, for all I know, you could be God, you strike me as someone much more powerful than her, who understands much more than she ever will.”

“Yes, I believe she is not even aware that she created this timeline. And as for your question as if I am a God, I can only say that I am, as I created many universes in my own mind many years ago. However I got tired of it after a while. Nice exercise though, if you ever get bored in this life, please go ahead, you can also create worlds, as many as you like.”

I was outraged by what I was hearing, that our whole universe and humanity could have started in the mind of a mentally ill and insignificant woman, a soldier and hence a murderer, who did not even know that she was God. And that time travel bullocks… And so I left that place with my dog Bubba as fast as I could, saying:

“I have the honour to say good day to you Madam.”

I was hoping to have a nice walk in Sidmouth Wood before dinner, whilst forgetting that any of this ever happened.

“She can get lost, her and her bunker out of spacetime,” I said to my border terrier afterwards. I looked at him, wondering if he was deformed from the original version in that other original universe we derived from, as Alice Barnsworth had said. Never mind, she looked so nice to me, I couldn’t be bothered.

I had no intention to ever talk to Anna Maria again after that day. Surely she didn’t have all the answers, as she claimed to. I hadn’t realised then that she had already fascinated me beyond belief, got me to think more than I could bare, and that soon I would once again find myself knocking at her door asking for her help.

       As so is life that we can disagree with the people we meet, and yet, when we need their help, we simply put their crazy beliefs at the back of our mind, walk over our pride, and ask for their help.

 

 


 

The Marginals

Westminster’s Predictions of the Future

 

 

One evening I was having a reception on the terrace at Pembroke Lodge in Richmond Park. Important people including the Prime Minister and the Queen of the United Kingdom were present. The area had been closed to the public for the event, the car park looked like a war zone with so many helicopters and army trucks. If Anna Maria was looking out of her window, I knew she would be wondering what the big hoo-ha was. I was afraid she would invite herself. She however always seemed to know what I was thinking, and she respected my privacy.

There were a lot of great questions and answers to be found at that meeting disguised as a reception, and I spent most of the evening talking to generals, politicians and others, and listening to the Queen as she seemed to show interest in our work. She is such a genuine person, her powers may be symbolic, but when she tells me something, you can bet I wouldn’t dream of contradicting her or not follow her advice. She’s also so diplomatic, you would never really hear an advice or an order, you can only guess some suggestions between the lines.

It is not to boast about my position that I am telling you this, but I feel you need to be in the right context to understand the situation. I was talking with the Prime Minister and the highest General of the British Army, Edwin Kuester The Third. They were commending me about my recent success about that terrorist plot which we unravelled at everyone’s complete surprise, as it became known how poor our intelligence was in the matter. I was hesitant to mention the wonderful help Anna Maria had provided, I was afraid I would be ridiculed in front of the Prime Minister by that General, whom I thought, would certainly not agree with the use of clairvoyants to gather intelligence. I was hoping the subject would go away, but then, to my astonishment, The Third brought the subject up.

“I heard your success is mainly due to a certain Anna Maria? A psychic medium or something?” the General gallantly said.

I was convinced he was trying some trick to annihilate my credibility in the eyes of the Prime Minister, I was fuming inside. It turns out that the Queen was listening in the background and she joined us upon hearing the name Anna Maria. That was it, my career was surely over now. Such a brilliant career all gone down the drain because of one general who seemed to know a bit too much about my top secret files at MI5. Even my own agents barely knew anything about Anna! I was pondering these questions in my mind, trying to find something to say to discredit that General Kuester, anything, or change the subject of the conversation, when the Queen spoke:

“Anna Maria, did you say? I know her, I have met her many times. She is extraordinary. Without her the fate of England would be different today, and mine as well. That is all I will say upon the subject. I commend you Duke of Connaught for having secured her services. She lives next door to you, isn’t she? In that beautiful little villa. I stayed there once for a few days, it is really worth visiting if you get the chance.”

My heart was about to explode, I sincerely believed that the smile on my face would never disappear again. What? The Queen herself knew Anna Maria and stayed at her villa? Who is that Anna Maria? How did she get to meet the Queen many times, and save the Crown and the country? My head was buzzing. This was something that my research of the century about Anna did not uncover. What else did I miss in my intelligence gathering about that not so common psychic woman?

The General Kuester, perhaps seeing that he missed his target practice the first time around, and seeing that I was winning the war since I had the benediction of the Queen herself, was very quick to point out that they too had a special section within the army where all those paranormal phenomena were investigated. He went on to explain his pet project, hoping to get the Queen’s ear, but by then she was no longer interested and was already speaking with some annoying Earl I could barely stand myself.

“Prime Minister, we are investigating this remote-viewing thing that the American seems to have an interest in,” General Kuester The Third said. “We hope to predict the future, develop a reliable science to come up with better ways to predict behaviour. We have a woman scientist, brilliant in her field, Frederique Loren I believe.”

There was no time to waste, I join in to impress the Prime Minister as well, stating: “Oh, predicting behaviour, the future, yes, we are also working on that, as far as I can remember. We have this scientist, a genius in his own field, working on behaviour patterns and determinism, that sort of thing. His name is… well, it is… did you say Frederic Lorentz? That guy is working for us, it is not a woman. Did you come and steal him from me like you did last time I stumbled upon a great witness?”

I have to say, both the General and I were trying to impress the Prime Minister without really knowing what we were talking about, or even what it is that those people we were paying so much were actually doing with our pounds, or worse, if this was all justified or simply wasted money. And now it was falling into petty arguments about budget and staff allocation. I was ashamed with myself.

The Prime Minister looked like he was about to tell us what he thought of our little debate, and if he believed it was all worth it. Or any opinion whatsoever would have been welcomed at this point, as we were really on shaky grounds. Just as he was about to say something, while the General and I were there unable to breathe, a huge commotion happened right behind him.

A man and a woman were fighting each other with their fist, would you believe? At my reception! With everyone who’s got a name in England present! I would like to say that I was enraged, but I welcomed the diversion, hoping it would soon die out and we could resume on other topics of conversation. It did not go away, it broke the party in the end.

It turns out, by some weird coincidence, that the two people fighting right behind the Prime Minister, were Frederique Loren and Frederic Lorentz! So, whether the Prime Minister wanted to hear about this or not, we had no choice now but to listen to it all, with these people washing their dirty laundry in public in such a fashion.

Frederique took a few vases and broke them on the floor, before shouting: “Was that predictable, then? Mister Lorentz?” She then pushed the Prime Minister who fell on the Queen! I was about to have a heart attack, but the scene was so amusing that I couldn’t stop myself from laughing out loud, quickly stopping, incapable of believing what I had just done. In my mind, it was far worse to laugh at it than actually having pushed them in the first place.

“Did your calculations show that I would push the Prime Minister into the Queen? Hey? Hey?” Frederique continued.

“Well, you have been so unstable lately, that I would have to say yes, it was predictable that you would be doing unpredictable deeds, extreme conduct!” was Mr. Lorentz answer. “And you, did you predict that I would punch you in the face tonight, did you?”

We had to separate them and move inside to calm them down, and also to assess the situation. An investigation would surely follow, and I certainly wanted to avoid any storm or cloud over MI5 because one of my men couldn’t control himself. At that point, I was hoping to put the entire blame unto Ms Loren. Yet in such matters of a men fighting with a woman, it is often so that the woman always has the upper hand and sympathy of the public, as they see the other sex as weak, innocent and without defence, when I know very well that women in general can be as cunning if not more so than men. So we listened to their story, the General, the Prime Minister, the Queen and I.

What was so amazing is that those two had a similar name, and working in the same field of work. From what I gathered, Frederique Loren and Frederic Lorentz were studying human behaviour, statistical probabilities and real predictions of the future and the behaviour of their subjects. When they met they realised that they were a perfect match but didn't dare admit to it in order to not be the victim of this predestination. They wished to be free of making their own decisions, of thinking the way they wanted, without becoming a casualty of their own theories about life. This desire to be different and not be a statistic brought them to the brink of war with each other and they became alienated with their field of study. They were now acting like mad people to escape predicted patterns.

It was all confusing. Upon hearing all this, the Queen said something to me that chilled me to the bone. She wondered: “Why don’t you go get Anna Maria, if anyone can tell us if there is such determinism in life that we have no free will, she can.”

Upon hearing the name Anna Maria, Frederique Loren was ecstatic: “Dear me, I worked with so many psychic mediums, they all tell me she’s the best. She declined working with us on our project. I would so love to meet her! Please!”

It seems that I had no choice in the matter. I wasn’t sure if I even wanted to talk to Anna Maria again, and now I had to go and beg her to come over because the Queen requested her presence. I was already thinking about lying, never knocking on her door and pretend that she wasn’t home, when I heard a voice behind me, it was Anna Maria:

“Someone wishes my presence?” she asked innocently.

How did she know? I never asked. When her gaze met the Queen’s eyes, they both went to each other as if they were long time friends!

“My dear child, I am so pleased to see you again, I would have invented anything for you to pop over,” the Queen said.

“So nice to see you again Elizabeth, which reminds me, I will have to come and visit you again soon, we need to talk,” Anna Maria answered. Then she turned to the Prime Minister: “You too, you remember what we were discussing the other day? Well, you will be pleased to hear that there are new developments.”

What! She also knew the Prime Minister? She was on a first name basis with the Queen? I looked like such a fool. And I called myself the head of the greatest intelligence service in the world? I was devastated.

The Queen brought Anna Maria to the two little terrorists who had destroyed my reception and said: “We have a bit of a little mystery here, and I would love to see you in action. Let me present you, as far as I could understand, Frederique Loren and Frederic Lorentz. We have a little conundrum for you. It seems to me that destiny brought them both together, and the question is, is there free will in this world, or is the fate of this country already sealed and there’s nothing anyone here can do about it? After all, if one can predict the future so well, then the future cannot be changed?”

“Ms Maria, I am so pleased to meet you,” Frederique started, shaking Anna’s hand. “I understand you didn’t want to be part of our study, but tonight I might finally hear your thoughts upon the matter. It could be of tremendous help to me.”

“Of course,” Anna answered, “why don’t we sit down and you can tell me everything that occurred so far.”

As far as I could tell, they were questioning if we had the freedom of action or the freedom of thought in life, because of determinism and predestination. A debate as old as philosophy and religion themselves, I was wondering what was the point of even asking the question.

       It is interesting to note how they met. They were allocated two different conference rooms at MI5 headquarters in Westminster in Central London. Two symmetrical rooms where MI5 people dressed in suits were sitting to the left of the room, and the Armed Forces people were sitting to the far right of the other room. Both our friends were assigned to the wrong conference room, started to explain their projects, and were being told after a while that they were in the wrong room. This is how Frederique and Frederic first met, when they switched places and realised why there was a mistake as they have almost the same name. They also understood at that point that they were working on related topics, her for the Armed Forces and him for MI5.

The idea that was discussed in both rooms was, for Frederic's presentation, that if you could predict exactly how people would react in certain circumstances, you could sell them the right thing or idea at the right time. For Frederique's presentation you could predict how they would react to your actions strategically during a war or even in the world of diplomacy and the balance of power.

“I am studying chromosomes and people's personalities,” Lorentz started. “Just by looking at people I know exactly how someone would react to something you would tell him or her. I have become a databank of detection and probabilities, of personality traits. I can even guess the first name of someone just by looking at him or her.”

“Can you guess my name?” the General Edwin Kuester The Third asked, with a mocking tone.

Frederic remained completely blanked. He venture to say: “All I can say is that your name is rather pompous and complicated. I reckon it is a unusual name, beyond that I would not venture a guess.”

“Edwin Kuester, is that so?” Anna said behind him. “The Third…”

The General turned around with a violent start: “Yes! However easy to guess since my uniform shows my rank, you must remember the name of the highest General in the British Army, don’t you?”

“Yes, I knew it. It is not from memory though that I got your name, it is from your mind. Feel free to not believe me, I don’t really mind.”

“You will admit though that I was right at any rate, pompous and complicated name, from deluded parents who obviously thought their kid would become someone important one day, and they certainly pushed very hard for this to happen, stopping at nothing…”

The General lost patience at this point: “All right, all right, I don’t need my life story exposed in public like this!”

“So I am right then? See how much information I can gather just by looking at that fat bastard!”

This time I was the one who had to intervene, or risk a diplomatic crisis: “What is wrong with you? Don’t you have any respect for anyone, especially the distinguished guests at this reception? Who invited you here anyway? I apologise General for this impertinence, I am truly sorry.”

“I forgive you,” he said to me, as if I was responsible for the words of my employee. “You need more disciplined at MI5, I would be more than happy to oblige a few courses and training session. Send them my way, I will break their will and freedom of thought in less than a week.”

“Enough of this,” cut Lorentz. “The freedom to act and think is exactly the discussion here, we’re trying to prove that we don’t have much in this world, though we would prefer more. You would never break my will, quite the contrary, as I am too aware of your mind control devices. It is to people like me and my research that you got to know what to do to achieve your objectives. You see, I am also working at developing the computer that can predict the way anyone would react or what they would do confronted with certain situations just by analysing their DNA pattern. The sort of advanced behavioural pattern identification I am working on for MI5 is for the purpose of prediction behaviours with known terrorists or even simple innocent citizens in light of MI5 possible actions. I am also secretly trying to boost the economy in order to make capitalism look more attractive to consumers, in some other independent research for the Department of Trade and Industry.

“Sometimes people appear to be twins, but are not,” Frederic continued. “They look the same but are of a different age or even sometimes of a different race. Still they look very similar. Studies showed that they go on to live very similar lives. They fall in love with the same sort of people, they buy the same things and usually study the same topics, and end up following similar career paths. They have almost the same combination of chromosomes. So you can imagine my surprise when I came face to face with Frederique Loren. We looked like either identical twins, or a match made in heaven. I was always able to keep a certain professional distance from my research, I never really felt that it could be applied to myself. Suddenly I had no choice, I was directly confronted by it. Did I have any choice in the matter? Or was I simply to marry her, have babies and live happy forever after, as I was programmed to by my chromosomes and genes?”

I have to admit that all that we had heard from Fredric sounded quite impressive. Even though his lack of manner and respect, I was proud to have him on my team. As it was some sort of competition between the army and the intelligence services, between the General and I, I could see that he was growing impatient for Frederique to explain what she was doing, hoping she would be as clever.

“And what about you Ms Loren, what have you got to say about this? Come on! What have you been working on?” he finally said with some impatience.

       “I am working on predicting the future by remote viewing and the careful study of human behaviour in general from a sociological point of view. I am directing a team of people capable of seeing the future, and I’m proud to say here that we’ve had a high success rate, bringing some questions about our freedom to act and think in this world. When we tried to see how the enemy would react to certain decisions the British and American armies made, we uncovered some disturbing facts about the way we can change the future and our destiny if we get a glimpse of what it is.

“We have the freedom to change a predestined path as soon as we know the future. We can change how we react to certain events if we know we would react this way in the first place. There are many levels of complexities about how the enemy thinks we think, and how they perceive us and our reaction to for example another announcement that they intend to test some nuclear weapons in view of using them very soon to blow up their neighbour. It is like teasing us, testing us, it’s like a game. And we unfortunately have to play it for the public and the world’s opinion. In secret though we do not need to react the expected way, the enemy knows this, it is why there is always another ulterior motive to what they are really stating whenever they do so. The same for us, we say something, we do another, the more unpredictable we act, the better. Predicting the future in those conditions in hypothetical scenarios become a main priority in order to avoid alienating the whole world, our enemy and our own people alike.”

I could see she was as eloquent as Lorentz, and the General appeared to be pleased about her speech and the strategic implications for the country. His smile was shouting: you see, us army people are not just brute force, we also have an intelligence element to our working and thinking process. He was less pleased when Frederique brought it all back to a more mundane level:

“To bring it to a more personal perspective, when I meet Mr. Right, I have the choice of not meeting him, or not to start a relationship. In one word it was not predestined, I have free will.”

“And I say you have no choice,” Frederic added. “In certain circumstances, you will act a certain way and you could not deviate from the path laid out for you. Almost like fatalism. And by the way, Ms Loren, if you can predict the future with a high degree of certainty, and you don’t interfere, then surely the future is already written and people will act the way I predicted they would. There is no question that we were all predestined to meet certain types of people, and that if you could know what a certain guy would fall for, by putting a certain woman in front of him you could be certain he would fall in love at first sight. It is the first law of the new advanced behavioural patterns I invented.”

Then Frederique argued back: “No, if I had set my remote viewers and clairvoyants to find out who I would meet the next day, I could have decided not to come and avoid meeting you in the first place. I have the choice, the freedom to do what I want, to reject you even if I had no prior knowledge of the future, you bag of flees.”

“You play with nature, but that it is also part of nature,” Frederic added. “This can be analysed by my computer too. How would someone react exactly if he or she did not know the future? And once they know the future, how would they react then? This can be computer analysed. You are using tricks to change the future, but this could as well be part of the normal development of life. It could be carefully planned, predictable stuff.”

Upon hearing this, the Queen suddenly proposed a test: “Anna, do you know who will next enter this room? Please don’t tell us yet.”

“Well, you wouldn’t think much of my powers if I were to tell you,” Anna started, “since it is someone any of you could easily guess. It is the waiter. I understand what you’re thinking. What not many of you could guess or predict is that he will come here with glasses of brandy, offering them to everyone. It is true that I know who will take one and who will not. And if I were to tell you right now who will accept a glass of brandy and who will not, then I would influence the decisions of everyone and they would make different decisions which I also know the results. I can predict the future, and I can also predict the future once people know their future. Now, let me write down something…”

“A glass of brandy anyone?” the waiter entered and proposed.

“Please go away!” I shouted at him, and he did. “So, did you foresee that I would say that?”

“Yes I did,” said Anna with a smile.

She gave me a bit of paper, I read it aloud: “No one will have a glass of brandy.”

“It was the future to be expected after I told you about the most likely future, and then the second most likely future after I told you about the first one.”

Everyone applauded, and I felt the need to say: “Come on, this is not a show, I am not hosting a séance here.”

“You are right, of course,” Anna responded whilst I felt guilty for saying so. “We were discussing a most important question. I need to say that I can only predict the future in terms of probabilities, the most likely outcomes. So in the end I would have to say that we have a certain degree of freedom, or free will. However it seems that in any case all of it is very much predictable, and I am fascinated that the main lines of our lives could be incorporated into our DNA, as Mr. Lorentz suggests. That a computer could like me predict the future, wow, it throws me. It would mean that my powers are not so supernatural after all and clairvoyants are perhaps just very good at spotting and analysing the very same data that a computer can, and reach the same conclusions. Could one day computers become even better at predicting behaviour and the future than I am? I seem however to gather information differently. Unlike computers comparing people and personalities, cause and effects, and then approximating how similar people would do in similar situations, I seem to get my knowledge from a different source, or do I?”

“Does this frighten you that a computer could beat you to it?” the General Kuester asked.

“It would please me,” she answered. “Fascinating stuff. That is a study I would have liked to be part of.”

“Well, I don’t need psychic mediums on my research,” Frederic said, a bit too harsh for my taste. “I’m hoping for a breakthrough in Quantum Mechanics, where we could forget the Heisenberg Uncertainty Principle and compute exactly where all your subatomic particles, and hence all of you, will be in two days from now, or even years from now. I bet we can stop talking in terms of probabilities, and that like the stars, planets and galaxies out there, our particles are following well defined paths from which they cannot deviate.”

“This is absurd!” Frederique felt the need to yell. “Everyone can see that it would defy logic or common sense. The proof, if it was so, I could predict the future with 100% accuracy. No one can. Not even you Ms Maria.”

“This is true,” said Anna. “Perhaps it only means that like computers today, it is highly difficult to keep track of all that is involved, all the variables which have to be taken into consideration. We have not developed this to a perfect science yet, but if anyone can achieve results, I’m sure it is the both of you. Well, tell us more about your dilemma, what happened next?”

“I feel bad for saying so, but I have used the resources of my office to find out more about my personal life,” Frederique admitted. “Don’t get me wrong, the idea was sound and worth pursuing, it could have led to a breakthrough. It just happened that my personal life was the perfect opportunity to test my theories.”

“Of course,” the General pointed out with sarcasm, before Frederique continued.

“So when I went back to work, I ask the best remote viewer we had to try to see if I had a future with Frederic Lorentz. She was positive that I would end up marrying him. It angered me. I deliberately at this point decided that it would never happen. So I ask her then to try again, and she confirmed once more that I would marry him! I couldn’t believe it! I openly hated the man already, annoyed that he could be right in what he was saying. And no matter how hard I was convinced I would never marry him, in all likelihood I would eventually marry him!”

“Same for me,” Frederic added. “I inputted the data of Frederique's file into the computer to find out if we were compatible or not. The results were undeniable, we were a perfect match, and if we were ever to meet, we would fall in love with each other immediately and marriage was guaranteed. I didn't like the idea of this determinism at all. So no matter how we fought this, we slowly fell in love.”

“Despite trying very hard not to, since at any cost we didn't want to become a casualty of our predictions, statistics and probabilities,” Ms Loren said. Then we met again by accident, or so it appears, in a shopping centre. We weirdly both decided to shop on that same day in the same little boutique when there were about 600 shops in that centre, and there were 10 different shopping areas in that region alone.”

“We sat down somewhere and observed people,” Mr. Lorentz continued. “It is time to test our theories, who is right, who is wrong? Shopping for us became for me a marketing campaign and for Frederique a deep psycho analysis of the behaviour of people. I was measuring the chances individuals would have to do certain things when confronted with certain situations.”

“We both got everything right at first when not observing and describing the same events. For example a little girl was crying right in the middle of the plaza, she was obviously lost. I predicted correctly that certain women would be running to help, others more business like would run away upon hearing what seemed like a whinging siren to them, and how certain men would have liked to help but were afraid they could be accused of paedophilia or something, you get the idea.”

“Another example, there were many restaurants and I had to guess which ones people would choose, simply based on how they looked and their mannerism. You think it is easy to guess who likes Chinese, Indian, Italian or American fast food? Try it. I guessed correctly for 10 different individuals.”

“And none of you thought of helping that lost little girl crying in the middle of the plaza?” I felt the need to point out. They both looked at me puzzled, as if to say: for what reason? These people might be brilliant in their intellectuality, they certainly lack all major normal personality traits anyone else has as inner instincts.

“The test was more important,” said Loren without any shame. “Then we started to talk about love, our own possibility of falling in love, and our free will in preventing it from happening.”

“We could not bare the thought that we had no choice in the matter,” added Lorentz. “We decided there and then to play against the laws of probability and statistics by not falling in love with each other. Very quickly we believed that perhaps that was the sort of behaviour that was planned for us in this situation. Our personality traits had become so complex that we saw many levels up front and we realised that by developing more complex patterns we could still see a pattern of predictability, and we could still be following the path laid out for us. We could still not be free of making our own decisions.”

“After discussing this,” Loren added, “all our predictions about the different shoppers were wrong. We could no longer predict anything, and apparently both our approached were not working. For example, I guessed incorrectly every time who would walk in the automatic stair mechanical thingy that goes up and down, you know? And who would simply stop on the big step and wait until they arrived at the top or at the bottom.”

“And I was unable to predict who would enter a record shop, can you believe? Something as simple as that! You can always tell who’s craving for the latest CD or DVD, it’s written on the forehead for god’s sake! I’m ashamed of myself.”

“We laughed when we realised how many millions of pounds had gone into our respective research, when in fact it might not work at all.”

Hearing this from the very scientists that I was sponsoring was something, to hear it in front of the Prime Minister and the Queen was something else. I thought these people would have their budget cut before long, if this was really what they thought of their little experiments. To me it sounded all very childish, and yet the results could be tremendous against our enemy, whether they were our own citizens one day, or other countries who could only think of war to solve their problems.

       At this point the Queen had lost interest and said: “I am very tired. Though this is a fascinating story, I have to go home. But please someone make sure I hear the rest of this adventure. Ms Maria, I would very much wish to hear your final verdict on this.”

       “Oh,” Anna began, “it is a bit late and I agree that everyone wishes to go home. We will continue that conversation one day, however I can already tell you that those two will definitely marry, have children, and live happily forever after. I’m not certain what this do to free will in this world, but I’m certain of it. It is written all over their forehead, a computer could confirm it!”

       The look on both scientists’ face said it all, I believe in that instant they renewed their vow to never marry. How useless this would be, we could only hope to find out in the near future. And this is how the evening ended, with all the expensive cars and army jeeps leaving Richmond Park, and the helicopters flying away over Thames Valley.

I personally accompanied Anna Maria to her villa with my dog Bubba, unsure of what to say, a bit embarrassed really that I had not come to her sooner to, at the very least, discuss the first two cases we worked on together. It is however fruitless to lie to her, she always knows the truth. She perhaps knows your state of mind before you even got to understand it yourself.

       “You know… I’m sorry…” I tried to say.

       “Don’t worry, I understand. But now this has changed. Sad that you had to see that both the Queen and the Prime Minister trusted me, to finally decide that your prejudices were unjustified. From now on, we will be a team.

       I felt like those two mad scientists, trapped in their own fatality, incapable of accepting their fate, and yet, unable to escape it. Was this the beginning of a wonderful working relationship? Did I have any choice in the matter? Was it simply logical that I would resign myself to using her whenever I felt the need? And, would we marry one day? It was all very confusing and a bit frightening. When you suddenly realise that your destiny was leading you somewhere, that you did not have a choice in the matter, and after all is done, you can clearly see that all the signs pointed to it: it was all predictable, it was already all written in someone else’s mind somewhere.

       “This is one of those things we can only accept in life and continue without thinking too much about it,” Anna said, as if finishing my own thoughts.

       I exhaled loudly, as if to resign myself to that very fact. “I agree, I guess. There isn’t much I could do, apart from acting like those crazy ones tonight, or blow out my brain. Which do you suggest I do?”

       “No need to be an extremist, that’s for sure. Life is much simpler than we all seem to think around here. There lays the secret of life, simplicity. Oh, can you hear?”

       I heard some loud noises or voices in the distance as we approached her house. “What can it be?”

       “It’s Barnsworth, my parrot,” she said. “I hadn’t realised we could hear him so well from afar. Hopefully you can’t hear him all the way to Pembroke Lodge?”

       “Now that you mention it, I heard those cries during the night many times, they keep me awake most nights,” I said with a smile.

       She laughed: “Liar, he sleeps at night, I would know if he were making that much noise then. He goes to sleep at 22h every day, even if I am awake most nights in the same room.”

       “And what are you working on, if this is not too indiscreet?”

       “You know, I have my own little investigations going. I have a lot of research ongoing. I meet many people regularly, all desperately seeking my advice.”

       “Like the Prime Minister and the Queen?” I felt the need to point out.

       “Yeah, like the Prime Minister and the Queen, and soon you. You wouldn’t want this country to be ran by blind people, would you? Who better than me to advise them?”

       “Who indeed? I don’t know, real consultants and professionals who have dedicated their life to becoming experts in their own field?”

       “I am an expert, in many fields! You’d be surprised”, she laughed.

“So that’s what you do at night, you are becoming an expert in just about everything.”

“Yes, you could say that. Tonight for example I’m going to read about this Lorentz’s research, there’s potential there.”

“Since you’re such a good friend to the people I protect, I’ll make sure you get all the relevant information about this topic. I will also arrange a meeting with both Frederics in my office, so we can hear the new developments. I can personally show you around MI5.”

“I accept your invitation with pleasure, dear Duke of Connaught. Thank you for walking me home Arthur.”

She kissed me on the cheek, kissed Bubba and I walked back to Pembroke Lodge with my border terrier.

The next day I arrived early at the office, hoping to do some control damage following my failed reception the night before. I was cursing the people who invited those scientists at my evening. I could understand that Frederic Lorentz was there even though I had not invited him personally, but why was Frederique Loren present? Did General Kuester invite her? Did Lorentz? I was thinking about this when both of them showed up in my office.

“Sir Connaught,” she said, “we wanted to thank you for yesterday and to announce that we have decided to get married. That Pembroke Lodge of yours seems like the perfect venue to hire…”

“Wait a minute!” I cried. “What are you doing here Ms Loren? Considering the mess you made yesterday at Pembroke Lodge, I’m not sure if I want either of you to ever see it again in your lifetime.”

“Don’t worry, we will be there again, it is all part of our prediction pattern. After last night, the General thought it would be a good idea if Frederic and I worked together on our projects. Your Director thought so as well. It was the whole point of the conference I gave here, you do understand. So I’ll be spending a lot of time here. Are you not going to welcome me on board?”

“I’ll have to have a word with my Director, it seems there are things I’m still unaware of around here. Talk about predicting the future, when the present can surprise you like this.” They both laughed. “So you’re getting married now? How come, yesterday it seemed to me that you would never accept your fate?”

“Why fight it, we’re in love,” Frederic said. “It would be such a waste, because my calculations show that if you cannot find your perfect match, you end up with your second, third or even fourth best match.”

“So?”

“So, the chances you’d be happy in love in that situation are slim then, you’re more likely to end up in a dead end relationship, fighting all the time for no good reason… and ultimately either commit some sort of crime or murder!”

“Ah!” I murmured. “That’s how it works. That explains a lot. That’s what we pay you to come up with. Well, congratulations, and keep up the good work. I predict a smashing success!”

“Thank you Sir.” And they left my office, whilst my head was still spinning around. I decided to keep an eye on them, and so I always found a way to be near them or finding reasons to go to their office. I was intrigued, about if this new marriage proposal was going to last.

I should not have worried or bothered, before long they were fighting again like two mad people, acting completely out of character, in totally unpredictable ways. They were like two nuclear bombs who could explode at any time. They ended up in my office on a regular basis to explain their behaviour and ask for forgiveness. They always sort of found a way to justify their behaviour, as if they were no longer responsible for their own actions.

“Ah Sir, it was predictable when I smashed the lab, it was in me genes. In a perfect world, the one I will create, you would have known about that and taken precautions. I am not responsible for my action,” Frederic would say.

“So there’s no more morale or ethic in this world? All prisoners should be freed?”

“No, no, of course not. It may be planned, predictable, but the punishment they get is also a logical consequence following their actions, for which they are not responsible for, of course”, Frederique announced.

“So I should punish you then?”

“Oops, right… well… we are the foremost experts in this field in the world, you know?” Frederic said.

“Right, just go back to work. And whatever your problem is, please sort it out! Get quickly married, have children, like all normal people. It might be the solution.”

“We’re no longer engaged Sir,” Frederic finally admitted.

“What? When did this happen? I didn’t even have the time to tell Anna Maria you were getting married!”

“Well, you see Sir, the marriage is on and off on a daily basis,” Frederique said.

“That way, I guess, there’s no way to find out the ultimate outcome, you still hope to beat the odds? Trying to be unpredictable again?” I added, whilst they looked at each other with a smile.

These meetings became more and more complicated. I wasn’t sure how to respond anymore, I was only hoping that the fruit of their work would be worthwhile.

“So,” I asked, “why is the wedding off?”

“Have you got time, Sir?” Frederique started.

“The long or the short version?” Frederic added.

“Just tell me!” I yelled!

“Well, the confirmation of our marriage brought second thoughts in both of us,” said Frederique. “We went back to our families. We were vaguely talking about being free to escape the path laid out for us, or escaping determinism or god's plan.”

“We both wanted our own individuality, our freedom of thinking and doing what we wanted, you understand. As our respective families can confirm, we were alienated with our field of study.”

“We were thinking and worrying too much about this, we both decided independently to cancel the wedding.”

“And we feel so much better now!”

“Do you? I mean, really do?” I said. “To me you are both so unpredictable, I may have to lay out some new policies to prevent that kind of behaviour around MI5 headquarters.”

So a few days went by, and then they came back in my office for whatever other consequence of some astonishing bad behaviour on their part, and I could no longer sustain it.

“Please, explain yourself. Convince me I should not fire you after you have once again succeeded in creating a panic in this building?”

“Are you talking about the fire alarm?” Frederique said.

“Or the fact that every single computer in the building just exploded?” Frederic added. “Because it was all part of a careful study of how people within MI5 would react to those unpredictable situations.”

“Whatever. What is the problem now between you too?” I asked.

“Well, Sir, we both spiralled into unhappiness and regrets,” Loren admitted. “Which is why I suppose we acted in very peculiar ways, to attempt as much as possible to be outside the norms for our own type of personalities.”

“I guess you could say that we are trying to be out of character and do crazy things, to become unpredictable.”

“Does this explain why you showed up at a conference dressed as Harry Potter characters? I’m getting tired of this,” I said.

 “Oh that?” Loren said. “Well, it is very funny actually. We laughed about it like crazy that night. It was so hilarious to see your face when I came down the staircase ramp in my witch outfit, you should have seen your face, Sir. Totally predictable.”

“I trust the Prime Minister reacted the predictable way when you, Frederic, came out of the lift dressed as a wizard with your pointy hat, acting so foolishly, frightening the three women within? When they ran out, it is on him they jumped on as their possible saviour, you know?”

“Yeah, very instructive to sometime act like a psychopath ready to kill the three women standing there, just to see what would happen. When finally the door opens, they rush out. Is it my fault if the Prime Minster happened to be standing there? I was conducting an experience.

“Just like I did,” Frederique added, “when I dropped a set of stairs, pushing everyone down as I went along. Is it my fault if I got caught in my long dress and fell directly into your arms?”

“This is unacceptable behaviour, very destructive,” I finally said.

“It was a simple study in people's reactions and perceptions of others,” she confirmed. “The real worrying fact here, is that if both Frederic and I thought of the same thing independently, perhaps it was a predictable behaviour after all.”

       “I don’t rally care anymore! This will stop or foremost scientists in your field or not, you’re out of here for good! Do you understand me? Where will you stop? It has to stop before someone gets hurt.”

       “Of course,” said Frederic sheepishly. “In the meantime, we’re gathering so much interesting data, you’ll see great results very soon.”

       “You have three days, no more than that. I want concrete results from all this by then, and you better be convincing. General Kuester has to be here anyway for a meeting at that time, we’ll assess your work then. Now off you go.”

       Three days later I woke up early as usual, hoping to go for a walk with Bubba around the lodge, appreciating the view of the valley whilst eating my toasted egg sandwich the restaurant does for me every morning before they open for the public, when Anna knocked on my door alarmingly. I opened hurriedly.

       “Arthur, we’ve got to go now!”

       She stopped to look at me naked, as I was just coming out of the shower, and in my panic I did not even pick up a towel. I was standing there confused, she smiled. Did she know she would find me like that this morning? I didn’t have much time to think: “What’s going on?”

       “Quickly, we’ve got to go! Something horrible is about to happen and only you and General Kuester can prevent it. I already called him, he is on his way to Millbank, he will meet us there in half an hour.”

       I immediately went put on my clothes laying there on the chair, realising that I was naked in front of Anna Maria. She wasn’t complaining, but I was afraid it could be misconstrued later. I looked at her, trying to assess my mistake.

       “What?” she said. “It’s not the first time I see you naked.”

       “Yes it is!”

       “Not from my perspective anyway.”

       “That’s reassuring! Now turn around so I can get dressed.”

In no time we were in my Bentley rushing towards MI5 headquarters.

       “So, are you going to tell me what happened?”

       “It is more what is going to happen. Our two mad scientists will die today unless we intervene quickly.”

       “How so? And how do you know?”

       “They’re totally out of control. Let’s just say I received the visit of Frederique last night. She ended up crying in my living room with a bottle of Cointreau in her hand, completely drunk. Whilst, funny enough, Frederic was apparently drinking the same weird liquor in his own bedroom, also crying and throwing up everywhere, as he told me on the phone later on that night when I called.

       “They met two days ago, as we could have predicted, in a lost place in town by what appears to be chance. Like miles away in Greenwhich, at the observatory no less, a place that neither of them ever went to. They could not believe they met there and saw it as the ultimate test of predictability pattern in their own behaviour. They considered that predestination was so powerful, that they had so little freedom, that they ended up in their own crazy and unpredictable ways to be doing exactly what their personality would tell them to do. They decided to separate there and then and to never see each other again.”

       “Which explains why the next day they were physically and morally sick, since it is obvious that they love each other, in their own strange way.”

       “Exactly. And that wedding will still happen at Pembroke Lodge next week, though I haven’t told them that.”

       “Of course, that is, if we prevent them from dying today?”

       “Oh, we will, now that I knocked on your door so early.”

       “And saw me in the nude, which I guess you already knew you would.”

       “Hey, predicting the future ain’t that bad sometimes!”

       “I suppose I could have taken the time to put something on before I answered the door.”

       “I knew that by knocking so shockingly on your door so early in the morning, considering your personality, that you wouldn’t take the time to get dressed.”

       “Great! Am I so predictable now?”

       “Always. Anyway, this morning Frederic will decide to take his car on the wrong side of the road on Westminster Bridge, causing chaos. On the bridge he will stop in the middle, stopping the traffic in both directions. He will then open the door and jump off the bridge, saying that if this is not extreme enough and if this is predictable behaviour, he will definitely marry Frederique. Frederique on the other hand will have a similar extreme reaction. She will decide to steal the helicopter from the roof of the building.”

       “She can fly those things?”

       “Apparently so, I suppose that even without knowing exactly, you can fly it?”

       “I don’t think so. Well, please continue.”

       “Maybe you’re right, as the helicopter will soon after plunge in the river Thames, almost on top of Frederic.”

       “Anna! Surely you’re joking with me?”

       “I wish I was, but I would never play such a game with you.”

       “How likely are you to be wrong in your prediction of the future?”

       “Very unlikely.”

       “How can you be sure?”

       “Trust me, it will happen.”

       We soon arrived at MI5, General Kuester was already waiting in my office. As Anna and I entered, he was sitting at my desk, reading my papers, would you believe!

       “Hi Edwin, I trust you had a good look at all my secrets?”

       “Ah, Duke of Connaught. You will forgive me, but as I am hear much earlier than planned, at the request of Ms Maria here, I thought I should not waste any time finding out what was so urgent.”

       The phone rang and I quickly picked it up. I listened for a while, and then hung up the phone.

       “General, it seems that the army training you offer to your employees, the brainwashing, has not worked with at least one of your employees.”

“How so?”

“Frederique Loren just stole an helicopter and his on her way to Parliament Square.”

“To the river Thames right by Westminster Bridge,” Anna added, “to be more précised.”

“Would you care to make a phone call to prevent a catastrophe?” I said.

“I am not in the mood this morning. What are you talking about?” he answered.

His mobile phone rang at that point, a large satellite phone with a huge antenna, and he answered it.

“Yes? Yes? Right, dispatch team 1 and 2 immediately, I want a quiet operation. Make sure she survives with minimal damage to the civilians. I want a quick and clean job, do you understand? Don’t let the police intervene before you do! Let’s keep this in the family, I’ll deal with her later.”

So I picked up the phone and gave some orders: “Intercept as quickly as possible an old and cranky old Gold Renault 5 matriculated G705 DPD, probably in the vicinity of Westminster Bridge. Stop the driver from blocking the circulation on the bridge and jumping into the river Thames. Yes, you heard me! Alert the rescue police boat as well, it is likely we’re preparing for a massive rescue operation in the river Thames by the bridge.”

And so we waited for the results. As predicated by Maria, both Loren and Lorentz ended up in the Thames and were rescued in time. They were sent to the nearest hospital and we went there to hear their excuse, fire them, perhaps prosecute them, and wish them luck in the future.

When the General, Anna and I arrived at the hospital, we witness something touching. They were both in the same single bed side by side, holding hands and kissing like two virgins. We could see the shift in their way of thinking.

“I think they realise now,” Anna said, “that it is useless to fight it, that really, they should go with the flow and not worry if they become a casualty of their own theories of predetermined reality. They need to be happy in love and to follow their heart.”

“Rightly so,” said Frederique.

“The wedding is back on, we want to marry as soon as possible at Pembroke Lodge,” Frederic added.

“This time we won’t change our mind. And you’re all invited!”

“Are you sure this time?” I asked, with a smile.

“Oh yes,” answered Anna.

And so the wedding was called back on and they got married the very day Anna predicted. It happened on the green just outside of Pembroke Lodge in Richmond Park, and once again the Prime Minister and the Queen were present. Anna had just finished talking to the Queen, and I with General Kuester and his fat and unpleasant wife, when we walked toward each other as the ceremony was to being.

We could see that our mad scientists were still not cured, as he was dressed as the bride and she was dressed as the groom. After they kissed, she said out loud:

“I want 16 children in order to escape any kind of statistic or probability or predictable behaviour pattern!”

And while everyone was laughing and applauding, I turned to Anna Maria and asked: “Is this not sort of making a prediction and making sure it will happen? And so it becomes a predicable pattern?”

“Don’t start,” she smiled. “By the way, they will have one child, and after that they will say it is way too much work to have another.”

“And would that child be a prodigy, or a nut case? Considering the parents…”

       “I think I told you enough already. Got to keep some things a surprise, you know, or else life is not worth living.”

       And I have to say, I totally agreed with Anna Maria on that very point, but I had to add as I took her hand in mine: “Just a shame that for you, there’s never any surprise in life.”

       “You’re almost right there, and I will tell you later if you wish what my own personal experience is about that very topic. I have learnt to live with it. Beside, when I look at you, and the more I get to know you, I can say that sometimes you surprise me in unpredictable ways.”

       If I could still surprise Anna, just by taking her hand, it was good news indeed and there was some hope for her, even for us perhaps.


 

Psi-Star

Victorian Ignorance is Bliss

 

 

       A few weeks after the whole Frederique Loren and Frederic Lorentz episode, I invited Anna Maria for a long walk around Richmond Park. We had been all shaken by the previous events, and it was undeniable that even I suffered some mild consequences following that mad adventure.

My dilemma was that for a long time I thought I would not marry until I was no longer the head of MI5 or in active duty for her Majesty the Queen. First because I had no personal quality time, and second I always thought my life or the one of my close relatives could be endangered, being such a public figure in the intelligence circles.

I could see that little by little Anna Maria and I we’re getting closer, and that our walks could be considered less than innocent to the eye of my critics. I would have perhaps not hesitated in asking her in marriage to shut them up, also that I truly loved her, if it was not for this determinism business we had gone through. The comments Anna made here and there that we were to be involved sometime in the future and that we were already husband and wife in other parallel universes threw me off. This whole concept seemed ludicrous to me, at the same time it was cause for concern.

It may be inevitable that I will one day marry Anna Maria, but for the principle of it I was now moving cautiously. Moreover, I suppose that I liked to be unpredictable with her, just to prove her wrong at least once in a while, especially about my own life. Until now I thought it was random and filled with coincidences. I had never even thought of those philosophical questions prior to meeting her, and now they were governing my existence, being constantly on my mind.

So sometimes we could have romantic dates, like when I invited her at the Ivy, and the next day we were front page news all over the country. Other times I could be distant as if she was not even a good friend of mine. To my surprise, this duality in my character was easy for her to accept. She seemed to enjoy this uncertainty, like a relationship that could linger for years in the preliminaries without ever going somewhere.

       The subject came up when we went for this walk, with my dog Bubba on one side, and Mr. Barnsworth on her shoulder on the other side. We must have looked like strange shadows to people we met along the trails. It is fascinating how much attention a parrot can bring to someone, it is like these folks never saw a bird before, let alone for a walk in the park. If only they knew how demanding these animals are, worse than children from what I could gather. Stop looking at the Blue and Gold Macaw for three seconds, and up there he is destroying all your stuff with his powerful beak. My briefcase needs to be replaced, and some admin people at MI5 will have headaches trying to imagine what happened to a few important files that I brought once at Anna Maria’s mansion.

Bubba is no better, she ate my only pair of shoes lately, I was not happy about that, particularly at the thought of shopping in Richmond for a pair of shoes, as I hate shopping. I was not yet at the point of asking Anna to buy a pair for me, in this day and age men have to do these things for themselves. We can no longer expect our meals to be ready when we come home, and I guess we have got away with it for way too long. So I asked my maid instead, and after her many complaints, and an unexpected bonus, she will go and buy me exactly what I need.

I am not yet a pink man, but I considered the idea and would certainly make every effort in any relationship to be a modern man. Thankfully we can afford a whole bunch of servants, so I will never change a diaper in my lifetime. I never said I was perfect, at least I’m trying (am I?).

You may be wondering why I am so honest with my readers. It is only because everything I do is reported in the newspapers anyway, and so it is better that my critics do not feel like I’m lying here about unimportant events, as to not risk being accused of lying about everything else. I am after all narrating unbelievable events, and yet they are true. So no, the head of MI5 doesn’t buy his own shoes. After such a confession, you can expect to read it on the front page of the Daily Mirror in the near future.

These were all questions on my mind, I never knew if Anna had the same ones, but I suspected she knew I had them. It seemed that I was trying hard to avoid the subject, it is not easy for me. So the subject came up. I asked why she didn’t seem to worry that for so many months now we were like a couple, it was even established all over the news, and yet, neither her nor I had made any real advance to develop it further. I know many women who would have cracked by now and moved on if they had felt being played and used like this for any amount of time. I thanked her for being patient and for not being hysterical about it, like a previous princess I dated long ago. Don’t ask who, I don’t kiss and tell, despite the fact that you could easily find out, it was all over the Mirror and the Sun for months. At least, when they were printing that crap on their front page, they were less inquisitive about other more important national matters which I did not wish to discuss. So the Princess served some purpose in the end, it was not all wasted.

Of course, it was a different story with Anna, as this was potentially going to be my wife. And yet, I was telling her that I was far from being ready, quite the contrary was going though in my head. I also mentioned that she appeared willing to go further, though it could have been a simple impression on my part. She avoided the topic, perhaps she knew I was only mentioning it to avoid alienating her and prevent a crisis between us. Good communication is one of my mottos at MI5, with it you can avoid just about any crisis, or so I was trying to convince myself and others, when none of my subordinates actually believed it.

I also reminded Anna what she told me at the wedding of Loren and Lorentz, that she too had to struggle with what those two mad scientists had gone through, and it had not been easy. So she began to tell me some events of her early life which led to the woman she was today, and how she could now appreciate life without driving herself crazy with her gift.

       “Arthur, I knew quite early on that I had special abilities. I was born with my brain turned on, as some would say, connected to some sphere of knowledge out there, though I could not at the time pinpoint what the source was or what the extent of my so-called powers meant. If there is one thing I have learnt, is that there is perhaps no limits on what I can accomplish if I take the time to develop my aptitudes. It is only when I was 18 that I fully understood the extent of my abilities, when I was qualified the most psychic woman alive by a doctor in paranormal at Birkbeck College. Dr Brown used to call me his very own Psi-Star.”

       “Yes,” I said, “I have read about him and his studies concerning you. It was quite impressive as I recall, no wonder he wouldn’t let you go. You have made his career, he wrote no less than five books after that about you. I haven’t read them all. Are you still in contact with him?”

       “Oh God no! It would remind me too much of a time I decided to put behind me, and he is one of the reasons I wouldn’t want to be part of this sort of experiments ever again.”

       “I can understand that.”

       “Let me start at the beginning, and how I got to meet him in the first place. I used to work as a simple secretary when I was 18, it was in Victoria at 29 Bressenden Place just behind Buckingham Palace. Nice building, we could see the Queen come and go either in a Rolls Royce specifically designed for her, unique in the world, or in her special helicopter. This was certainly the only office in the City with a view on the Queen’s back garden. We often joked that we should invite her for a cup of tea one day, since she was such a good neighbour, providing distraction on our long and boring days at work.

“Incidentally, did you know that when Elizabeth travels internationally, she travels on a normal British Airways plane with normal passengers on board? Of course, they clear all the seats in first class for her, and she sits in some sort of throne right in the middle of it, all transformed every time at high costs. I feel this is so romantic, I love the people of England to continue so skilfully to respect royalty as they do. You will not find this anywhere else in the world, and it is my opinion that we should cherish this. Long live the Queen! Never mind the expense.

“Well, sorry, I got carried away here for a second. Let’s just say that I was easily impressed when I was a teenager. I love the Queen, as you can see. She has to be protected at any cost, and should have more power than her status gives her at this time. She should be the real power behind the government, as only she can be trusted as what’s best for her people. That’s my opinion. Please forget I mentioned it.

“Well, now you know that I am totally devoted to her, and that’s why I helped her so much as you found out recently. She still has an important role to play for peace in this world, believe me. You can only admire her for all that she has done and that she’s about to do for her country and the world, as she will intervene soon for the first time in history against civil wars and corrupt governments. You don’t know that yet, I’ll tell you another time, or I’ll pretend then that we are finding out all about it together, when I knew all along.”

“Corruption? Civil war in the UK? None of my data supports this, you must be incorrect.”

“The chances that this will all happen are 50%. So I could be completely wrong about this. I would never have mentioned it to you if I were not confident that you could understand the implications.”

I have to admit, I was a bit freaked out by that speech of Anna Maria. We were after all living in some stable and normal time, as long as we didn’t worry too much about the wars in the Middle-East, which I agree, we were very much involved in. The Queen only had symbolic powers, which was just fine for everyone concerned. But then Anna Maria became very preoccupied, it was almost surreal. I had to ask: “My God, what’s wrong?” She didn’t answer, she just continued to brood, looking over the horizon as if seeing some majestic war scene in front of her eyes.

Why consider some impossible civil war that I could never see happening in my lifetime? What was she talking about? What was she foreseeing that I had no clue about? Dear me, was all this going to happen while I was still the head of MI5? It would mean that I had failed the people spectacularly!

I had to tell myself in the end that the future was not yet written, if anything, Anna and I would write it together, for the best of the people I represented. None of this would take place while I could still influence it somehow and had the ear of the Prime Minister. So after Anna’s had her contemplative moment, and me a few heart attacks, I asked her to get back to her original story. Coming back to reality, she more than willingly agreed.

“So I was working for a firm in Victoria at the cutting edge of developing the technology we use in computers today. Even in those days there were talks about quantum computers, how they would work with quantum mechanics in order to process data at a much faster rate. It was said that these computers would be processing with the help of other computers in parallel universes! So you can imagine I was interested, since even then I had a feeling it could be one of the sources for my out of the way knowledge. I had already read a lot on the subject and I could comprehend everything that was going on at the firm. I used to impress the engineers flirting with me at the time, with my understanding of what they were working on.

“I was happy with my job, though it isn’t easy when you’re that young and would like a more active role in the company you work for. I remember that I arrived late on a cold morning. I rushed into the office to see the beautiful and young Raymond, someone I had a crush on at the time.”

“Has it gone anywhere?” I asked innocently.

“How can you be jealous? As you just confirmed again, we’re not even an item. And no, I never slept with the dreamy Raymond, as you will soon find out.

“We exchanged a big smile and suddenly my eyes fell on Lucy, an older woman who looked at her watch after looking at me from head to toe with a condescending air. Then she left the room. Another secretary called Tania, who became my good friend, came to rescue me from a bad mood following the attitude of that sad case who thought she could control our lives.

       “‘What is that monster up to now?’ I said to Tania.

“‘Who does she think she is, that Lucy? Our boss?’ Tania answered. ‘She’s just a secretary like us.’

“‘Who makes many mistakes…’

“‘And somehow always succeeds in getting us blamed for them.’

“‘I hope being late is not so terrible an offence, with my final written warning, that would be it. Lucky you, you don’t have your final written warning yet!’ I said to her.

“‘I’m the lucky one with my three written warnings… but no, no final one thus far. It won’t last though, we’ll both be unemployed before soon, if she gets it her way.’

“And we laughed about our situation before getting on with the business of the day.”

“Really,” I interrupted her. “You managed, you, to get a final written warning? You must have been quite the little devil.”

“Were you not listening? That my best friend was that close to being laid off is a sign that you didn’t need to do much at that firm to find yourself on the street. Especially when you are working with a bunch of backstabbers.”

“I have to admit, I never had a job myself where people were not backstabbers. You would think they were fighting for their lives, and yet all they succeed in doing is to make everyone’s life miserable, their own included. They’re like children.”

“At least you’re the boss.”

“I’m afraid, being at the top doesn’t help. I now have everyone scheming in my back, hoping that I will fall from grace one day and simply disappear forever in a Black Hole. And what good would it do them? I would be instantly replaced by someone worse. However, they cannot think that far.”

“Exactly. Anyhow, this is the kind of environment we were working in. Our boss was Mr. Pemberton, the Managing Director. It is he who was forced into giving me all those warnings. My only worry really, if I were to be fired, was that I might never see again that gorgeous Raymond. Tania tried to convince me that it was time I gave my papers and theories to Mr. Pemberton, in a bid to save us both.  

       “‘I’m probably off the mark,’ I told her. ‘He will laugh at me. I don’t have a degree in Physics, how could it be any good for their research? They are just ideas I had…’

“‘Some ideas you had?’ she said. ‘Is that why you went on reading all the books in that library out there, took the time to write a novel on the subject, and now you say it is all worthless? You could have fooled me! If there was nothing to it, you would never have spent months on this. Have some faith in yourself! Maybe it’s worth something? That I can’t understand any of it is a sure sign.’

“‘Can you imagine if it was worthy?’ I continued. ‘Mr. Pemberton would be so red with jealousy, that it would be all he needs to decide to fire me on the spot. And then go on and implement my ideas as if they were his discoveries.’

“‘It would certainly shut Lucy up. If you lack the confidence to give your theories to Mr. Pemberton, I’ll give it to him for you!’

“‘Drop it Tania, I will decide if he should see my work, when I feel it is ready and that I have read much more on the topic. I don’t want to lose my credibility.’

“‘What credibility? You have none darling. And therefore, you have nothing to lose. But let’s not talk about this anymore. Let’s concentrate on your lack of confidence, and I know just the thing. You are aware you often said to me that you had psychic powers? I remember the few tricks you did which convinced me that you were. Well, tonight I am bringing you to an experiment about psycho-kinesis at the University of London. You have to come.’

“‘Why would I want to go there?’

“‘You’re coming and that’s final.’

“So after work we both went to the university to meet the parapsychologist Dr. Brown. He explained to us that the extrasensory experiment he intended for us was very simple.

“‘There are four lights in front of you’, he announced, ‘and you need to try to influence the apparatus so the lamp number four will light up more often than the three others. If the result is over 25%, it cannot be due to chance alone and you have proven your psycho-kinesis ability.’

       “Tania was the first to try. She sat down at the table with the controls, so when she felt ready she pushed the button and one of the lamps lighted up. On the other side of the window, seeing that all the lamps were lighting up except number four, Dr. Brown asked me if perhaps my friend did not understand the experiment and was trying instead to get all the lamps to light up except number four. He was very impressed anyway, because he explained that it would also be significant if lamp number four were to light up less than 25% of the time. It would mean that she could affect the events in a reverse kind of way. But then lamp number four lighted up many times in a row and all his hopes were gone.

       “Now it was my turn to sit down as Tania talked with Dr. Brown. While they discussed the experiment, and the fact that perhaps Tania was some sort of an anti-psi-star, and therefore might be inviting bad luck into her life, they could see in the background that every time I pressed the button, lamp number four lighted up. After a while I turned around and said: ‘Perhaps the machine is not working?’

“Dr. Brown rushed to check it out. Pressing the button a few times and seeing that all worked fine, he could not believe his eyes.

“‘Try again, while I double check that I have recorded this and will record the next attempt.’

“Once again lamp four lighted up every single time. Shaking, he brought me into his office, pushing away Tania who was a bit insulted, as she thought for a moment that she was some special subject and was already dreaming of going out with Dr. Brown. In the office, Dr. Brown was delighted by these results.

“‘I declare you the most psychic woman alive!’ he said. ‘You should be using your skills to better the human race. You should be able to influence events and perhaps people by will alone. You must be very lucky in life, and gifted, since you obviously can get information via other means than your five senses.’

“It is Tania who answered for me: ‘In reality, Anna is very shy and unsure of herself. She is not particularly lucky or gifted. The man she hopelessly fell in love with in the office, Raymond, is gay.’”

That brought me back to reality. “Ah, ah! So Raymond was gay? Well, well, well…”

“Yes he was,” Anna said smiling. “Now do you see why it was useless for you to be jealous?”

“How come you couldn’t sense that he was gay?”

“I wasn’t that good then. Besides, it was not news to me that Raymond was gay, I was told not long after I started, as if it was the best piece of gossip ever to come out of that company. Lucy told me, she enjoyed every second of it. It was too late by then, I already had a crush on him, and the fact that he was gay made him so much more attractive to me.”

“That’s crazy, how can you say that? It makes no sense.”

“I was 18, remember? Perhaps it was safe that way. I couldn’t really be afraid of him, or that it would become serious. He was unlikely to rape me in a back alley.”

“Here’s a thought.”

“Well, you always do worry about this when you’re a woman, you know? Don’t tell me that’s news to you?”

“Well…” I said embarrassed, as I actually never thought about it. “Yeah, I guess so. Please continue with what Tania said to Dr. Brown in that office.”

“Tania added, in order to prove how useless I was: ‘She is about to be sacked from her job, even though she came up with the solution to a major problem they’re dealing with whilst planning the next generation computers, and she won’t tell anyone about it except me.’

“‘May I suggest,’ said Dr. Brown, ‘that perhaps you are not using all your potential? I would like you to try a different approach. I want to see you again tomorrow night. In the meantime have more confidence in yourself, take control, and confront reality. You need to provoke the circumstances, everything should happen beyond your wildest dreams. The results of the experiment shows that you should be able to affect the people around you, turn everything to your own advantage.’”

       “Dear me, is that true!? Can you do those things he said you could do?” I asked alarmingly, frightening in the process the dog, the parrot and some old woman walking near by.

       “This and much more,” Anna answered. “You can too, to a lesser extent. With a bit of practice, within days you could really impress yourself, I assure you. I thought you read Dr. Brown’s books about me?”

“Kind of read them, sometimes speed reading works so well, you read a book in three minutes and forget all about it the next second. You just know at least there is nothing frightening or threatening within the book. Perhaps I read them too fast. If this is true,” I added quickly, “then the Russian and the Americans, and God knows about the Chinese, are perhaps already working on this. Should I prepare to defend the country against an army of people exhibiting that kind of power?”

“Relax, I have yet to meet anyone with that kind of power, as you put it. I would have heard of it, believe me. I am, as far as I know, unique. It is not in any case as great as it seems, as you will see.”

       “How so?”

“The next day I was back in the office and plucked up the courage to give my papers to Mr. Pemberton, the Managing Director, under the eyes of an excited Tania, but under the funny reaction of Lucy, the other secretary. With a very patronising tone, he said:

“‘Would you have me believe that an 18 year old secretary of mine, with no education whatsoever, can aspire to solve problems that engineers with years of experience have struggled with for so long? Good female engineers are very rare. As a prime example, to this day I have never seen a woman engineer who distinguished herself in Physics, or published a book that was recognised as a great body of work. In fact, I know no woman who wrote theoretical physics or even philosophy.’

“‘Perhaps it is because they had male Managing Directors or Professors who thought exactly as you do. Maybe those male sexists were so frightened at the idea of publishing a woman, they published the papers under a pseudonym, a male name? It is just possible that many great theoretical physicists and philosophers are in fact women! I wouldn’t mind being published under the name Raymond if you wish.’

“And then a smile came across Mr. Pemberton’s face: ‘Raymond is gay, if you don’t know that by now...’ Leaving me to wonder if being gay was worse than being a woman in this world.

“Exasperated I told the sexist bigot male, and I even surprised myself by the tone I was employing with my Managing Director: ‘Read my papers and chuck them in the bin if you don’t like my solutions. I am not expecting miracles here, I’ve already been told by another person that I might be wrong.’

“At that he panicked, looking at my diagrams and blueprints: ‘There’s something quite puzzling in this, I do not wish to dismiss it so readily. Who else has read this before?’

“‘A mathematician I know,’ I answered. ‘So what, you won’t read it now?’

“He then said: ‘Lucy, get the non-disclosure forms and contract agreements for our engineers out immediately. You, Anna Maria, you read them and you sign them all right now. Who is that mathematician?’

“‘Bertrand Russell’, I said.

“‘Very funny, since he died in 1970. I don’t suppose there is another mathematician out there called Bertrand Russell?’

“‘No, that’s the one I’m referring to.’

“‘I’m quite aware that you apparently talk to ghosts, Ms Maria, as from my office I hear all your conversations with Tania. So let me rephrase my question: Has anyone alive read this?’

“‘No.’

“‘Dear, dear, if this is any good, and it certainly looks promising, I would be a laughing stock if the word gets out. I can already read the headlines: George Pemberton, desperate for any new breakthrough, publishes white papers written by his 18 year old secretary, whose mentor is the ghost of Bertrand Russell. Not only a woman, but one without any qualification whatsoever.

“‘Read it or else I won’t do your presentation for the third quarter meeting in Dublin,’ I shouted at him. ‘Even better, I will fill it with obvious mistakes and you would never know the difference, but your Board of Directors will.’

“At this prospect he reminded me: ‘You are on your final written warning, Ms Maria!’

“‘Exactly! I don’t care anymore!’ I yelled.

“‘All right, all right, I will read it tonight! Now get back to work!’

“Satisfied, I left his office. I was greeted by Tania who heard half of it and wanted to know all the details of what happened.

“‘After all these insults,” I told Tania, ‘I don’t think for a minute that he will read it tonight as he said. It is more likely that he just wanted to get rid of me.’

“‘He sounded genuinely interested, from what I overheard. From here I could hear Lucy melting. Who was insulting who?’ Tania was afraid to ask.

“‘We were insulting each other,’ I pointed out, before putting my face between my two hands in shame, just as Lucy brought the 50 pages of forms and contracts I had to sign. She then went right back into the office of Mr. Pemberton. Tania and I were trying to listen to what was happening in the office. We heard loud laughter and we were completely discouraged.”

“This is horrible,” I said trying to comfort Anna. “Why were you working there anyway, I know for a fact that you didn’t need to, you were born rich.”

“This is true, however even rich you need to find a reason for your existence. For me it was to acquire all sorts of knowledge and experiences. At the time, working for a cutting edge research company on the verge of a breakthrough in computers, sounded perfect to me. And believe it or not, even a job as a secretary doing admin all day and earning less than a street cleaner, is also a very interesting experience to learn about the world and humanity. This is where and how you can finally understand how low human nature can be, it tells you a lot about psychology and sociology, both important topics to prepare me for the life I intended to lead. How could I understand anyone if I was so disconnected from everyone, their working place and what they went through every day? I took many jobs just for the fun of it, just to observe and learn from my colleagues. In this case though, I was mostly interested in physics, electronics and research. And I have learnt a lot.”

“Fascinating. I can’t believe anyone would deliberately put themselves through hell if there was no need for it, just so they can learn a thing or two about people and their environment. Sounds like you’re a bit of a masochist. For me I had no choice. Yes, I was also born rich, but I still had to become someone important, Prime Minister being the main goal to my family, and I may still be Prime Minister one day. I ended up being the head of MI5 simply by pure ambition and the desire to prove I was capable to everyone and myself.”

“And not even to help the good people of the Kingdom, get them out of their eternal misery?”

“And that too, of course… I guess,” I finally said unconvincingly.

“You don’t lie very well, you’re clueless,” Anna said smiling. “You wouldn’t do a very good Prime Minister. Unless I was there at the back guiding you and writing your speeches, that is. I speak from experience here, in case you wonder.”

“Oh, don’t worry about that. With you I let go of my guard as I know it is useless to lie to you, but in public I’m a good liar, or else I wouldn’t be where I am now.”

“I know!” she laughed, and I joined her in laughing about this shocking confession I had just made. Of course, in my position at the government, it would be suicide to be honest at all times, it would go against national security. So I certainly didn’t feel guilt about it, it was part of the job and I accepted it willingly. Lying and distinguishing the lies of others is my trade.

We had now reached Pembroke Lodge once again, and so I asked: “You don’t mind if we have a nice picnic? I would very much like to hear the rest of your narrative.”

“It is a lovely idea. Let’s leave the parrot and the dog at the house.”

So I asked the people at the restaurant to bring us some food and wine on the grass where I lay down a sheet, and we sat down with a wonderful view of Thames Valley as Anna continued with her story.

“That night at the University, Dr. Brown asked me to lie down on a bed and he connected me to some machines. He asked me:

“‘Try to fall asleep. I want you to think about what you would most like to happen tomorrow. Then, when you will enter REM sleep, I will wake you up and ask you what you dreamt about.’

“So I fell asleep just to be awoken not long after. I then told Dr. Brown: ‘In my dream, my Managing Director invited me to a chic restaurant to announce that he would get my papers published, as it was the best thing he had ever read on the subject. That he would use this to request more funds to start research based on what I had written, and that he no longer cared to be the laughing stock of the scientific community, as my work spoke for itself. My reputation would be assured.’

“‘Good, very good. Let’s see if this happens tomorrow,’ the Doctor said.

“‘Dr. Brown!’ I cried. ‘There is no way this will happen, it is wishful thinking. The man is sexist and worried about his image. He hates me and almost fired me today because that Lucy has poisoned him against me. Moreover, it is unlikely my research is worth anything. How could it be?’

“‘Now, now, this is not the right attitude to adopt, my dear child. You have to convince yourself that what you just dreamt is actually going to happen. You have to tell yourself that it has already happened. Don’t doubt yourself, you can make it come true. Convince yourself! Now, you go home, you go through your day tomorrow, and you report back here to me about what happened. It better be good because I know you can do it!’

       “The next day I lived in the hope that Mr. Pemberton would ask me to lunch. So far his schedule appeared to be full, and he was not even in the office. I had to cancel all his appointments, and I tried to contact him at home without success.

“I discussed my dream with Tania and we were both horrified that Mr. Pemberton was not there. At the end of the day he entered the office, my papers in his hand.

“‘Anna Maria, you’re coming with me. Tania, cover for her, would you? Where is Lucy?’

“‘Seeing that you weren’t there, Sir, she couldn’t resist the opportunity to leave early,” Tania announced with a grin.

“‘Never mind, let’s go,” he said.

“It turned out that he spent the day on the phone talking to everyone about my research. He invited me to eat, but instead of the chic restaurant that I saw in dream, it was a disgusting little pub on the corner of the office in Victoria. It was filled with horrible people walking around us, dropping stuff on our table and pushing me in the back. I must have seemed unhappy to him as he asked:

“‘Are you okay?’

“‘Yes, it is just that in my dream you were bringing me to the nicest restaurant in town.’

“‘You had a premonition about this? What else did you see in your dream?’

“‘You were telling me that my theories were the best thing you ever read and that you would publish them, get more funds and start research. Don’t worry, I am not dreaming now. So, tell me the bad news. I am a bit surprised that you would bring me to the pub to tell me it is crap, or to sack me.’

“‘Well, the papers are revolutionary and I want to publish them.’

“‘What? Are you serious?’

“‘Yes I am. My God Anna, you have just re-written all of physics! And I could not find any obvious flaw! Of course, you will have to rewrite them completely at least five times under my supervision, so it looks more professional and in line with what’s to be expected in such papers. We don’t want to tell them all, just enough to get us the investments required. I sincerely believe we’re on a winner here.’

“‘I don’t mind! I will rewrite them ten times if necessary!’

“‘You had a dream about this?’ he asked.

“‘Yes, in which you were not asking me to rewrite it another five times, if I may add.’

“‘Weird. You might not have to rewrite it you know, it all depends on the committee, they might accept it as it is, though I would be very surprised, it would be a first.’

“‘And under which name will it be published?’

“‘Your name of course, though I will share in the credits, I mean the firm will, it is in the contract you signed. You will need my name there anyway in order to publish, it is no easy matter in the scientific world to get anything published without the proper credentials. Don’t worry, the credit will still be yours.’

I felt the need to stop her there and ask more specifically: “You let that bastard take credits for your findings?”

“Something you need to understand about me, Arthur, is that I didn’t mind that. The search for the truth is more important to me. The man is a moron, everyone knows I’m the one who wrote it all. You will see.

“‘Well,’ Mr. Pemberton started, ‘I would never have suspected that you could be well versed in those fields. I saw you leave with books some nights, I never thought you would read them and came back with this. Are you sure you are the author, or the only contributor?’

‘Well, apart from a little help from my ghost friend Bertrand Russell, who by the way was also a good friend of Albert Einstein, but please feel free to believe it was all in my imagination if it suits you. So yes, I am the author of these papers. Why, don’t you think I am intelligent enough?’

“‘Yes, intelligent, I admit. You are full of surprises, I would have never guessed that my secretary could be so observing at work and be capable of writing such technical papers. If I didn’t know you better, I would have thought this was written by a seasoned theoretical physicist from Oxford University. It’s going to be hard to prove your theories however, you sort of bring a new interpretation to Quantum Physics, well actually you just rendered it completely useless, but I don’t believe it will be necessary at this time to get carried away with that part of your papers. Fascinating stuff, but we don’t want to alienate the whole scientific community just yet. We’ll start slowly and see the reaction, and get our funds. Then we’ll see if we want to go further with your weirder theories about the Theory of Everything. Brilliant, but a bit too revolutionary for our actual purpose. You do realise that quantum computers may no longer be a possibility? This would be our ruin. We immediately need to assess what else we could work on considering this major shift in thinking.’’

This was too much, I had to interrupt her once again: “TOE? Surely I misheard you. You came up with a Theory of Everything, convincing enough to get Dr. Pemberton to say it was brilliant? If that is so, why have I never heard of it? Why has the world not heard of it?”

“It is out there, it made a lot of noise at the time, my papers were popular. It just kind of faded out in time and people forgot about it, sticking to the old equations and systems of thinking. Pemberton was right, the world was not ready to put back Newton and Einstein into question, as they are Gods in physics, and gods, as any religious fanatics will prove, are always right even when they’re wrong.”

“I can assure you that I will read all your papers. This is simply astonishing!”

Our lunch and wine arrived at this point and we enjoyed eating our meal in the soft wind of the day. There were birds all around and children singing, and I thought this was a perfect moment in time.

“I am already becoming drunk from this fine red wine from France that you offered me,” she said. “What year is it? What region? Château de Carcassonne? I have a house there, did you know?”

“Yes, I know.”

“And another one on Mont St. Michel.”

“Oh, that I didn’t know.”

“I love France, as I have been French many times. I spoke perfect French the day I was born, I was speaking French to my parents before I ever learned to speak English.”

I was listening to Anna Maria’s past, being more and more amazed by her accomplishments. Was it possible that I was sitting next to a genius mind? A woman who at 18 had rewritten physics as we know it? I remembered reading something about it in my report from MI5, of course I never realised the implications as there were not that many details. I knew at the very least that she was telling the truth. It helped, otherwise I would have thought she was playing mind games with me. And so, while eating our Brie and drinking a good bottle of red wine from around Carcassonne actually, she continued her extraordinary report.

“So for the third consecutive night I went to see Dr. Brown. You can imagine that he was pleased with the success of the first attempt.”

“Well, is it not plausible that it would have happened anyway? How do you know you really influenced your future there?” I mentioned.

“Not only the future, but most probably the past as well. You see, when you start influencing your future, you switch timelines and you could find yourself in a parallel universe in which the papers you wrote were different.”

“But then you would surely notice that they were different papers, you would remember.”

“At the time, I wouldn’t have. When you switch timelines, you acquire whatever memories of that timeline, you forget wherever you were the day before. Quite possibly, when you dream at night you prepare for the timeline you will wake up in the next day. Life is not linear, it goes all over the place. Someone who stagnates in life is someone who most probably does not switch timelines very much, or switch to similar ones. Today I’m well trained, I remember my different futures and pasts, I can recognise what changes from day to day. Sometimes buildings that were there yesterday, do not exist the next day, or lamp posts have appeared on a path where they were absent or different the day before.”

“This is unbelievable. This is not true. If it were, I would know, I would have felt something like that.”

“Try it, just tell yourself that tomorrow something will be different, something great will happen, and convince yourself that it will be so. After a few days you will see the results, it works for everyone.”

“It would be a waste of time.”

“Listen to the rest then, and you can judge for yourself. We tried the experiment again. This time I dreamt that a red car would collide with mine and that my friend Tania would die. I was quite distressed by my dream, I told Dr. Brown my concerns. If I was really influencing my future, why would I create such an accident that would kill my best friend?”

“Or was it simply a premonition?”

“Perhaps, however there is a fine line between having a premonition and making it happen by will alone. Dr. Brown was quick to tell me:

“‘You should be able to influence the future, it might not happen. You just need to concentrate and repeat to yourself that it will not happen.’

“‘How does someone do that?’ I asked. ‘How can I actually influence the future, or change it?’

“‘The only thing I can think of is meditation,” he said. ‘Try not to think about anything, attempt to stop hearing that stupid little voice in your head for a few minutes, and then make it happen.’

       “So I repeated this in my head many times, convinced myself that it would not happen. Of course I knew I could at the very least act differently in order to prevent being in that position where I could have an accident in the first place.

“The next day I was in my house getting ready to go to work, I kissed my cats goodbye, telling them that my friend Tania might die today, but again she might not. At that moment I wondered if I should stay home with the cats. I sat in the big chair with one of them, wondering how I found the energy to ever leave the house when I could be so happy here with my animals instead, working on my projects all day. And for a moment there, I kind of got lost in my thoughts, I was in some sort of trance. When I woke up, I realised that I might be late and somehow I convinced myself that I had changed the future. I told my cats that soon I would be recognised in the scientific community for my hard work, and I would change many things on a massive scale. Then I left.

       “When I picked up Tania on my way to work, as I used to, I explained to her my dream and we were both worried that I might have failed in changing the future.”

       “Wouldn’t it have been simpler to stay home that day?” I proposed.

       “Easy to say, but both Tania and I were close to losing our jobs, we had to go to work. Also that it is difficult to begin being superstitious and act differently for a myriad of reasons, just because you had a dream, a premonition, a vague feeling that something bad might happen. Most especially when you are not convinced in the first place that it will happen, when you have your doubts about it. You see? I wasn’t then as good as I am today in predicting the future. I was often wrong.

       “I see, I didn’t think of that.”

       “Thus I drove very slowly, and when I reached the location of the accident, I saw the red car and I didn’t accelerate on the green light as I did in my dream, I remained still. The red car took another direction anyway, consequently we were safe. We discussed that somehow I had influenced the future, even changed the destiny of Tania. Perhaps I could push this ability further and hope for a big award in physics?

“That day in the office Tania was worried. Lucy, who hated us both, had backstabbed us again by reporting a series of mistakes that were not exactly our fault, but she blamed us for them. Tania felt that this was it, it would be our very last day in the office. It was not the first time that this woman attacked us, and every time Personnel got involved and there were meetings after meetings to find out who made the mistakes, and eventually it always ended with a written warning whether we proved our point or not.

“Although Tania thought it was over, I became suddenly very confident. I knew that it will backfire and the monster would be blamed and take responsibility for her own mistakes. Sure enough this is exactly what happened, and I have to tell you, I felt strong but weird about my new abilities.”

“The thing is,” I felt the need to point out, “I remain unconvinced that it is not all coincidences.”

“It is one of the first laws of changing timelines. You can never be certain if the results are not just a string of wild coincidences, even when the results could only be described as a miracle. It is only by convincing yourself that you had anything to do with the results, that you in fact influenced them, that you can convince yourself that it works wonder. Certainty has a big part to play in order to change your timeline. If you are certain it has changed, if you are certain an outcome will happen, then it will most likely happen. If you have any doubts, even a slight one, it might not work. When you see the results, you don’t doubt anymore.

“Also, don’t question me too much,” she added. “I have an ulterior motive for telling you my own experience right now. I’m preparing you to meet Mr. Henry Williams, a philosophy teacher at Oxford University who is experiencing déjà vu at an alarming rate, and appears to be switching timelines as well. We will go to Oxford together and see for ourselves. He needs our help.”

“I’m not sure if I will have the time for that,” I said.

“You will, I have already foreseen it. Anyway, let me finish my story before judging.

“A few weeks later, back in the office, everyone was celebrating the success of my papers. I won many awards and great critics, despite having kept for ourselves most of the important parts. Mr. Pemberton promoted me, I was now a Consultant, and Tania my PA. The other secretary Lucy was very frustrated while Tania and I were delighted by this change of events, enjoying every moment of our success over her.

       “I met with Dr. Brown on a regular basis to discuss what was going on. Was I now predicting the future or influencing it? I was dreaming what would happen the next day. I could remember it and I could change the events to my advantage. Sounds fantastic, right? It was not the case at all. I felt that I was no longer living, I believed life had become an unchallenging state of affair, like a video game.

“I told Dr. Brown that I would win the most looked after award in the country, and that he was invited to accompany me to receive my prize. In fact, to my knowledge my articles were never submitted and I had no chance of winning. The next day I learnt that somehow someone presented my papers to the committee and I had been nominated. When Mr. Pemberton, all excited, hoped for us to win, I was very sad when I announced that I would win for certain. I appeared to have lost the will to live and I got more and more depressed, even though I was enjoying all that success and adulation. At least I helped the firm forget about quantum computers and develop other revolutionary technologies instead. I couldn’t see that at the time, as it had not yet happened, it was a consequence I was blind to.

       “On the night of the award at the Queen Elizabeth II Conference Centre in Westminster Square, Mr. Pemberton, Dr Brown, Tania, Lucy, a few engineers from the firm and I were are all sitting around a table. We won firm of the year and best promising technology with our work on faster than light communication. A few of us went to the podium, and Mr. Pemberton had only one thing to say: ‘It is all due to Anna Maria!’ and he pushed me toward the podium so I could give a speech. I was very distressed, unhappy, I began:

“‘Thank you, but I do not deserve such honours. I must confess that I influenced the events somehow so I could win. I have done a lot of soul searching lately, I came to the conclusion that I cheated on life, that I do not deserve the prize, in fact, I did not deserve all the acclaim of my findings. I should be… I am a simple secretary.”

And I left the convention centre crying. I had a glimpse on my way out of Lucy, she suddenly appeared to have regained an interest in life. Dr. Brown ran after me and caught me in the corridor on my way out.

“‘What has gone wrong?’ he asked.

       “‘I dreamt my own suicide yesterday. I can no longer live if I know exactly what will happen in my life and if I can influence everything to my own advantage and satisfaction.’

The next words are what saved me at the time. Dr. Brown simply stated:

“‘Perhaps ignorance is bliss after all.’

And suddenly it occurred to me that he was right, nothing stopped me from getting back to what I was, a normal human being who didn’t bother anymore with predicting the future and changing it.

“‘You should forget,’ he continued, ‘about psycho-kinesis and ESP, about the mechanisms of existence, and try to live a normal life.’

“A glimpse of light came back in my eye, ‘ignorance is bliss’, I repeated to myself. After that I went on to live some sort of normal existence.

“And this was my experience about determinism, fatality and what you wish to call it.”

       “Mmh,” I began, “was ignorance really bliss? Did you really abandon your clairvoyance gift so you could finally appreciate existence?”

       “Well, just long enough to get back my bearings. It was a lot to take in at the time. Instead of taking the short cut, as I did with Dr. Brown, it grew with me, and eventually I reached a good balance in life. Now I am happy, I don’t regret anything. I wouldn’t change a thing.”

       “Not even the future?” I asked, sarcastically.

       “Well… maybe just a bit…” she admitted.

       And on this nice afternoon, on the grass outside Pembroke Lodge, I ordered another bottle of wine and we enjoyed the English autumn air of the park.

       Once again I didn’t sleep that night, thinking and remembering what Anna Maria had told me. I found her old papers going back 16 years. She also gave me the others which were not published at the time. It went well over my head. From what I gathered, these theories did not sit well with parallel universes, time travel and predictions of the future.

It was true that suddenly physics came back to some sort of common sense, there were no more mysteries of the quantum world and some breakdown of the laws of physics at high speed. No more limit of the speed of light as we could go faster, no more galaxies moving away from some sort of central point where a Big Bang would have occurred, and what else I have read in there. Brilliant, no doubt, with one simple principle that all matter was simply expanding at the same expansion rate, she went on to successfully linked together all of physics and explain all those mysteries which convinced everyone that something was amiss with the universe.

But now, where does this leave us? How can we explain the paranormal world and all other physics tricks of the world of science fiction? I went to see Anna Maria and she welcomed me into her conservatory. I asked her those questions and she simply answered:

       “You have noticed, hey? Nothing can pass you by. So I won’t get away with it so easily. Yes, it has puzzled me as well. I have new theories to explain all this, different interpretations to explain that even without a wave function universe and quantum superposition, there are still parallel universes, and time travel is possible. To give you a hint, just remember Ms Barnsworth, how she created perhaps many realities by will alone, virtual worlds like computers do every day, and then she switched between them and even travelled in time. Your mind is a powerful thing. And I discovered that it is still possible to create supercomputers by linking them to other computers in parallel universes, just not the way we were going about it, it has nothing to do with quantum mechanics. My very brain is the prototype of such a supercomputer, as I am linked to all my other selves out there.

       “One day when we are both very drunk, I will explain in more details. I can only say that there is still a lot - and perhaps there will always be a lot - of unexplained phenomena that physics will never explain. We are still at the beginning and everyday we get closer to the truth. Finding answers, that’s my sole purpose in life, this is what motivates me to continue.”

       “And what would you say is my own purpose in life, what is it that motivates me? Do you believe that I share your goals?”

       “Not yet anyway. At the moment you are simply curious, you’re looking at ways to take advantage of such an edge that I represent. Don’t feel bad, you will get what you want, but I’ll get something in return.”

       “What would that be?” I asked worried.

       “Don’t look so horrified, I’m not asking for your soul. I just need your help here and there, nothing more.”

       “You don’t strike me as a woman who needs any help. I bet you can get yourself out of any situation because of your abilities. What help could I possibly provide to you? I’m no psychic medium, I’m no theoretical physicist, I’m no paranormal investigator or ghost hunter, I am merely a civil servant. Granted I am the head of MI5, but how could this really help you?”

       “At the moment, you’re nice company. I am very much alone in my own universe. I have planned it this way, I have no friends. For many years I lived in complete isolation, now I’m ready to let one person in, one special person, you. And even though you are not aware of it, you and I go a long way. You know that, you’ve seen my basement.”

       “You mean your bunker out of space and time?”

       “Call it what you will, you and I will be spending a lot of time there in the near future.”

       What I was unable to tell Anna Maria, was that she may have felt very much alone, however I’m sure she suspected that I needed her perhaps more than she would ever need me. Maybe it was for my own sake that she came into my life, before I reached a middle life crisis with no one around to suffer me. I was glad for her friendship and decided to accept it for what it was, for the time being. She wanted me to investigate with her that Henry Williams in Oxford, why not. That’s what friends are for, even though the concept of friendship for me never quite made any sense. I was a man of my time, and I guess my personality was right for my job. I also believed that Anna Maria was helping me understand her by exposing me to Ms Barnsworth, telling me her own past and now presenting me this Professor Williams.

Was she preparing me for something even wilder? Or was this the peak of her experience? And would I, myself, ever experience this first hand so I could claim without any doubt that it was all true?

 

 


 

Déjà Vu

Oxford’s Reality Multiplication

 

 

The day came that Anna Maria said I was ready for something quaint. It is not exactly the word I would have chosen to describe that case of hers, but I have to admit it was special, if at any rate we were not once again dealing with a lunatic. This time though I got a very convincing proof, I saw for myself, as you will learn later on.

       So I arrived at Anna Maria’s villa quite early for our departure for Oxford that morning. She talked to me whilst she fed her parrot, her six cats, her marine fish, two snakes, three tortoises, one chameleon and two poisonous frogs.

“Do you have too much money that you don’t know what to do with it, that you feel the need to buy yourself a zoo?” I had to asked.

“My conscience is stopping me from buying more, to be honest. I love animals. They love you unconditionally, they want affection even if you’re ugly, fat and smelly, only positive thoughts emanate from them, well, they bring me peace.”

“I can’t even manage having a dog, your macaw Mr. Barnsworth alone would drive me insane.”

“You’d be surprised what you can endure when you put your mind to it, I know you would cope just fine with my zoo.”

“And why did you get poisonous frogs? What is the point?”

“They are so cute! Have you seen the bright colour on their belly? Find me a non-poisonous frog that looks that nice, and I’ll gladly adopt it.”

I was disgusted when I saw her manipulating crickets and rats to feed her animals. It looked so unlike the image I have of Anna Maria, who seemed so pure and innocent.

“How can you be vegetarian, and yet, feed these insects and mice to your animals?”

“I’ve been considering for a while to turn them all into vegetarians. I need to do some research to find out if that would be possible. For now I have little time to myself.”

“Of course, your little investigations on the side, that Professor Williams we’re going to meet today. Are you finally going to tell me more about him?”

“Oh, it is all very simple, and yet I understand that for you it will be hard to digest. I wish to stress that this is but one case in dozens I receive each month. I don’t investigate them all, but this particular one has something in it. I can help him, and it will help you understand what we’re dealing with.”

“All right.”

“Professor Henry Williams is a successful and rich philosophy teacher who is paid to think and publish books by Oxford University. He has been experiencing Déjà Vu at a disturbing rate lately. He tried to understand the phenomenon, and as he thought some more he claims to have uncover something really wrong with his existence. You see, his Déjà Vu episodes no longer reflect reality. Events and people are changing everyday, contradicting his previous memories of the events. I have to say that this is very rare that someone would go through that process and remember the previous loops so well. Understandably it made him question not only his sanity but also the normal flow of time and the reality we have all come to believe in. He wrote a book on the subject, he sent me a draft. It’s really impressive, and that’s why I’m interested in his case.”

       “Have I not heard of him on TV recently? That shooting in Oxford?”

       “Yes, I’m glad you’re already familiar with the case. Let’s go, my animals will survive without me for a while.”

       So we left for Oxford in her comfy Rolls Royce driven by her chauffeur. She certainly travels in style. I was glad I wouldn’t have to justify this to anyone, I would have a hard time convincing the people of Britain that the head of MI5 needed to drive in a Rolls Royce with a chauffeur. According to them I would need to drive in a Renault 5 and have the same salary as a simple administrator, probably the lowest level possible for any civil servant serving the Queen. We quickly arrived in Oxford and met with Professor Williams. He had money, no doubt, his mansion must have been the biggest one in the whole area. He however opened the door himself.

       “Please, get in, get in, I am so glad to meet you. Oh, I sincerely hope you can help me get out of this mess. Please sit on the sofa, I’ll be back in a minute with coffee and tea. And as for me, a glass of Porto it will be.”

       “For me as well then, please?” I quickly said. I suspected I would need it. A few minutes later we were all sipping our Porto, even Anna Maria, and the Professor began to tell us what was wrong with his existence.

“As you may be aware, I am now an authority on the subject of Déjà vu, as I have spent a great deal of time researching and writing upon the subject. One of the ways to explain Déjà vu is if we have actually lived those moments before. Somehow we must have gone back in time and relived the same events as if in a time loop. Through Déjà vu we can remember having lived those events previously and we can change what is to come. If we had many Déjà vu episodes and could drastically change our future when we go back in time, then tomorrow I could be a priest instead of a philosophy teacher. I have come to change my mind about the phenomenon, and now I feel it is due to memories from parallel universes and simply switching timelines. However at the time I thought about it in terms of time loops and going back in time from within the same and unique timeline. I’ll get back to that later.

       “I’m not lying to you, almost every day I wake up now being someone else, with my whole household being different, or my house suddenly being smaller or larger. Sometimes I am a philosophy teacher, like today. Sometimes I am a medical doctor, a parapsychologist, a theoretical physicist or even a psychic medium. This gave me the chance to analyse what was Déjà vu from different perspectives.

       “What I believe I discovered, was that the future, the past and the present are always in movement. As a result one day we are a philosophy teacher and the next day we can be a medical doctor, as it is possible to change the future whenever we go back into the past and are aware of the future. Yet, everything seems fine and we don't question this fluctuating timeline. We don't completely remember having lived in the future, except through Déjà vu, intuition and feelings.

       “Déjà vu is what made me understand that something was not right, that perhaps yesterday I was not a medical doctor. I remember events from a different past and can even predict the future to a certain extent, a future very different from my actual life. As I struggled to understand what was going on, I spoke with my wife and colleagues about Déjà vu, trying to explain them, wondering if perhaps I was crazy and suffering from hallucinations.”

       “My dear Professor Williams,” Anna said in a gentle and amiable voice, “our time is of some value and I can see you have a lot to tell us. Please let me draw my own conclusions, and let’s start at the beginning. Tell us the facts.”

       “Well, will you help me? Can you?”

       “I can reassure you by stating here that I have experienced what you did, to a certain degree. There’s nothing to worry about. I feel that everyone switches timelines like you but few remember it. Clairvoyants are probably the best ones to have a clear view of this phenomenon, and yet they still seem unaware of what underlay this exact process by which they gather information. You on the other hand must be well placed to bring us answers.

       “Though this could be a normal physical phenomenon,” Anna continued, “there is something interesting in that mysterious knowledge to be gained from these déjà vu or other timelines. Something more spiritual. Understanding this about the existence gives us the chance to understand much more about the universe we live in. The first thing being that time is not linear or chronological, as Professor Williams mentioned.”

       “Note that I don't repeat the same events over and over again,” pointed out the Professor. “From one Déjà vu to the other my reality changes. In my Déjà vu people have different functions, different job titles, are no longer there, etc. I clearly remember having lived this before. In time what I felt that I experienced before was no longer happening in real life. Then, to my horror, I changed, though I didn’t remember at first that everything in my life had changed. Only via the Déjà vu did I get to understand that I had already lived this life, but I was not a doctor, I was a teacher.

       “Eventually what I was experiencing was no longer a Déjà Vu (already seen) but a Jamais Vu (never seen before), as you will see. I no longer recognised my reality and actions. I felt lost because I remembered having lived this in a different way. And while I was going through all that, I feel I have experienced Presque Vu (almost seen), as if the explanation was within my grasp and yet escaping me. I need to find a way out of these time loops so my life will no longer be switching from one timeline to another.”

       “Enough!” I yelled. “This is fascinating, but I want to hear what happened to you. It is useless to debate it before-hand as I have no clue about what you’re going through.”

       “Sorry sir,” the Professor said. “Ms Maria told me you had little patience, I guess it goes with the job at MI5?”

       “Never mind all that,” I said, looking at Anna and feeling a bit betrayed. As usual, she smiled innocently. What had she told him about me to prepare him to meet the beast?

“All right, let’s start with my first time. I tried to buy some screws a few weeks ago at a Home Hardware store before my class, and the moron serving me had no clue about what they were selling in their store. While I was waiting there, I noticed a kid playing around, and somehow I realised it was a Déjà Vu. I had already witnessed this, and I knew the sink on a pedestal on display was about to fall on him. I stopped it from happening at the very last second, though the parents and the manager of the store didn’t believe that I had saved the child. Until of course the sink fell all on its own a few seconds later. At that point we were all very impressed with the power of Déjà Vu, as I had most definitely saved that Child. I even knew his name, Louis, because in my Déjà Vu he had told me so. For a second there, they thought I was a magician. Then I rushed to Oxford University.

“I walked on the green in front of the college toward where my class was waiting. As usual I was very late, and I met one of my students along the way, Esteban Estevez.

“‘Hey, professor, professor!’ he interjected, branding his essay to me.

“‘What now? I'm late! I can't deal with that, I just cannot! Not now! I'm terribly late!

       “This is where the Déjà vu began. For this whole Déjà vu both realities were identical, as if I needed to change something but failed to do so.”

       “Interesting idea,” Anna said.

“Esteban Estevez was not about to let go of me: ‘It's not fair! I shouldn't get an F for this!’ he shouted in my ears.

“‘Esteban, Esteban, Esteban... you know you deserve an F for that essay...’

“‘Why! I worked very hard on it!’

“‘Esteban...’ I told him, ‘when I correct everyone's papers, I see wonderful things, intelligence, and a great future. When I come to your essay, it makes me despair.’

“‘Nooo? It can't...’

“‘You simply have no future in this university or any other.

“‘But I want to enter the Masters Degree programme...

“I laughed at that: ‘There's no way this will ever happen, I'll make sure of that!’”

       “That was a bit harsh,” I felt the need to state. “What about giving every citizen in this country a fair chance at building a great future?”

       “Trust me, you don’t know Esteban Estevez, and this was Oxford for God’s sake, not the University of London!”

       “I studied at the University of London!” I said not in a good mood.

       “That explains it, doesn’t it? Look at the state of the country. Anyway, Esteban pleaded his case: ‘What is there left for me then? As a career, I mean...’

“‘Well, there's a home hardware store close by hiring people like you... perhaps one day you'll make it as a supervisor, if you work more seriously there than you studied in your entire life.’

       “And that was the end of my second Déjà Vu. I simply said after that: ‘Strange, I have the feeling we already had this conversation before...’

“‘Yes! In one of my nightmares!’ Esteban added.

“‘Just run! You're already late!’

“‘Just one more thing, professor...’ he finally said whilst running, ‘you're late too!’

“And then I talked to myself as I walked faster and looked at my pocket watch: ‘I know! I know... If I could only stop time once in a while, life would be so much easier! The screws did it, I will have to blame it on the screws... no one will believe it. It's my damn destiny, always late... stupid clerk... no brain, no future, I tell you... it's just perfect... perfect for Esteban.’

       “You need an attitude adjustment, mate!” I said in no kind way.

       “Don’t worry, before this tale is over, you will see that I have learnt my lesson many times over. Once I entered the class room, I dropped my books on the table while Esteban went to sit down.

“‘Thanks for waiting for me, even though I'm late! I've got a good reason this time... ah, never mind. I didn't prepare anything for today's class, so I'm going to talk about myself...

“‘As usual!’ Esteban barked from the back.

“‘Come on! I sometime prepare my course... don't I?’

“‘Well...’

       “Would it be out of place to say here that my professors at the University of London always prepared their course before coming to class?” I said mockingly.

       “I’m sure they did. So I said to my class: ‘All right! Anyway, you know which books you have to read for the test, read them and we'll all be fine... I hope. Now I need to speak about my personal experiences, about Déjà vu. I've been experiencing it a lot recently. I don't know if it's because I'm writing a book about it, but I tell you, it has opened the door to a series of Déjà Vu and I'm not sure what to make of it. I was visiting a town recently and I'm certain I had been there before. I remembered every single detail, I knew what to expect around the next corner, but it was my first ever visit.

“‘Apparently some Freudians believe that the Déjà vu phenomenon is about…’”

I interrupted him at this point, like a real philosophy professor, he was getting lost in his own thoughts, and I couldn’t stand it any longer: “Is it really necessary to go into that much detail?”

“Yes it is! You must have been a terrible student, I would have taken care of you.”

“You mean, you would have given me an F when I would have deserved an A+? I had teachers like you, they changed my destiny and they don’t even realise it, bastards.”

“Gentlemen! Please, stop acting like children,” Anna said.

“I apologise for his behaviour…” I said. And then seeing her reaction I added sheepishly: “and mine.”

“Now that this is out of the way, after my class I went back to my office. On my way there I met Elizabeth Fairwater, the right hand of the dean.”

       “‘Henry, the dean is looking everywhere for you,’ she said. ‘You should go to his office immediately.’

“‘What does Charles wants with me, I wonder?’

“‘Perhaps it is about Esteban Estevez... your biggest fan!’

“‘What? He came to see you, once again?’

“‘Yes, the poor kid is trying hard. He wants to do a Masters Degree now...’

“‘Can you imagine, two or three more years to endure his overzealous attitude?’

“‘Don't worry, Charles told him that his average results were not good enough.’

“‘He spoke to the dean? Nothing can stop him from dreaming, but that's pushing it. And now, my dear Elizabeth, I need to get back to my office.’

“‘What about the dean?’

“‘Oh! I almost forgot. Must be old age.’

“‘You're not that old. It's just that you're always in thinking mode, must be hard to remember anything in that sort of mind state?’

“‘Very funny Elizabeth. But I must admit, better blame philosophy than old age.’

“‘Don't worry Henry, every single philosophy teacher in this college suffers from amnesia, just like you. Thankfully you have me to show you the light!’

“‘What would we do without you? Fall in precipices lurking around everywhere, while reciting in our heads Aristotle's wisdom?’

       “Why are you telling us this?” I interrupted him.

       “Because she’s about to die! And if I had not told you how nice and important she was to me, you would not have given it a second thought. I know you people at MI5, death is just the norm, a stat, isn’t it? Let me tell it my way, I know what I’m doing.

“This is where the third Déjà Vu began, as I was entering the Dean’s office. I felt weird physically until I decided to speak about it. From the moment I realised the Déjà Vu, my reality was different from what I remembered. Here is what should have happened but did not because of the Déjà Vu:

“‘Ah, Henry, please sit down. Am I glad to see you! There's something important we need to talk about.’ Charles said to me.

“‘Not Esteban, I hope?’ I answered.

“‘Nope, it's not about Esteban Estevez. I trust you will deal with him in time. It's about the marketing of your new book expected to be a best-seller. George is eager to get the ball rolling and is waiting after the final version. They are in a hurry to get it out there.’

“‘The book will be sent to George today. A best-seller you say? From the University Press? Times are changing...’

“‘Aren't they just? It's very exciting! I'll be able to get you a big raise after publication, we wouldn't want to lose you now to some better university somewhere willing to give you more money.’

“‘I'm already more than comfortable, Charles, thanks to you. Though I wouldn't mind having fewer courses to give so I could spend more time thinking. It's my job, after all.’

“‘Say no more Henry. I'll see what I can do. Soon you'll be a free man! And you will beg to teach more classes when you will get bored thinking your heart out.’

“‘Thanks Charles, I'll get in contact with my assistant Marianne. She's working at correcting the last chapter right now at my home.’

“‘I'll call George to let him know. Have a nice evening, alone as usual, once Marianne goes back to her husband.’

“So I left the office with a smile on my face, saying: ‘You wouldn't have it any other way, that's why I can be so prolific and contribute so much to philosophy and the department. Goodbye Charles!’

       “And this is what really happened in real life:

       “‘Ah, Henry, please sit down. Am I glad to see you! There's something important we need to talk about.’

“‘Weird... wait…’

“‘Everything's okay, Henry? How long should we stare at each other like this?’

“‘I'm having a déjà vu, Charles.’

“‘...a déjà vu? Isn't that the subject of your book? You certainly do live in what you write.’

“‘I have lived this before! I know this meeting is about the book and I don't give a damn about it! George can wait as far as I'm concerned. I need to get out of the office immediately, I feel trapped in a temporal causality loop of some sort and I want to free myself.’

“‘A temporal what? What are you talking about?’

“‘A time loop! Charles.’

“And I left his office slamming the door. Outside the office the déjà vu continued. In real life I was walking like a madman, trying to do things differently to escape the déjà vu instead of having a big smile on my face at the prospect of my latest book already being considered a best-seller. In both instances however I ended up knocking on Elizabeth’s door, the Dean’s secretary. Unlike my vision though, where I was going there to gloat, in reality I thought she could helped, as it was Elizabeth's job is to keep us all sane.

“And you were obviously going insane,” I had to add.

“Only as far as if we consider long and frequent déjà vu being insane,” Anna answered.

       Elizabeth dropped a pen on the floor and as I remembered getting down to pick it up, at that moment I thought I was hearing a shot and seeing Elizabeth receiving a bullet in her chest. As the dean came out of his office to find out what was happening, he too got shot by Esteban. In my vision, Esteban then fired at me shouting: ‘This one's for you professor!’ But he missed me, and then other students stopped him, holding his arm, while Esteban finally shot himself saying: ‘Let me go! I've had enough! Please, you don't understand!’

       “As I predicted that all this would happen in real life, and realising that Elizabeth would get shot, instead of picking up the pen I pushed her right back into the office while she received a bullet in the forehead. Then Charles Worpington got killed and Esteban missed me before blowing up his head.

       “This is what we heard on the news,” Anna mentioned.

       “Dear me, I suppose it went all around the world!” the professor said with some regrets. “Soon after I jumped in my car while many police cars, ambulances and journalists arrived on the scene. I rushed home still under the shock and on the verge of a nervous break down. I remember saying:

“‘This is not happening. This can't be happening to me. Why is this happening to me? Or how… Yeah, how can this be happening to me? I need to get into thinking mode as soon as possible. I'm already in thinking mode... figuring this out. I need to understand! I need to free myself!’

       “Once home, trying to forget, I opened books where I hoped to find some explanation about déjà vu, I was also throwing them on the floor when irrelevant: ‘There must be an answer somewhere in there. Someone must have experienced this before and documented it. Shame, philosophy appears to be useless at explaining this. Plato, Socrates, Saint Augustine, Joan of Arc, no, no, no! Philosophy won't help me this time... ignorant! Just a bunch of stupid people who thought they knew everything! They know nothing! Mmh... must be a medical condition, I must be crazy. Do I have any books about...’

“And this is when another déjà vu started, this time with a twist. The elements of my reality were no longer quite right, people changed somehow and they did unexpected things compared with my memories of the events. My assistant was no longer a simple assistant, she was my wife!”

“Wow!” I said. “You turned around and suddenly the first woman you saw turns out to be your wife. Talk about a nightmare.”

“Careful,” Anna said laughing, “I am your wife! You just don’t know it yet.”

       “Let’s be serious, this is no laughing matter. We’re talking about my life falling to pieces, here,” Mr. Williams criticised. “While I was reading, Marianne Wilkins entered the room. She is married to Dr. Wilkins, another professor at Oxford.

“‘You're here already?’ she said surprised. ‘I was not expecting you for a few hours after what I heard on the news. As your personal assistant I would like to know if there is anything else I can do with your book before sending it to the publisher.’

“‘Yes... of course... you do that.’ I said distracted, as I was lost in my thoughts.’

“‘I have done all the corrections and I need to go home. Should I send the book to George?’

“Getting back to reality, I said: ‘After the shooting, George will not be expecting the book anymore. Leave it, anyway I think I need to rewrite that book now.’

“‘So, nothing better than facing death to inspire you, right?’

“‘Yes... of course... you do that... don't forget to send the book to George! He's expecting it today.’ I added still confused.

“‘You're crazy! I'm out of here!’

“‘Marianne! Don't send the book! Marianne? Oh never mind... go and snuggle with your Martin for all I care. Why do I care? I don't care. Why should I care? I don't care. I don't... Martin Wilkins. Sex. Hard-core and sweaty sex. Must be nice to have a life. A hot and sexual life… like if I care. Marianne! You're fired! You hear me? You're fired! And please send the damn book to George! It's going to be a best-seller for god's sake! Yeah, a damn best-seller... it's better than sex. Marianne?’

       “All that I just described happened in my mind. In reality, this is what took place between Marianne and I.

“‘Oh hi Baby,’ Marianne greeted me. ‘I didn't know you were back already. What would you like to eat tonight? Crêpes, pasta... oh I know, what about a huge Shepherd's pie, just like my mother used to make them? With no onions, I know how you hate onions darling.’

“‘Marianne! Marianne? What are you doing here?’ I said. ‘Have you sent the book to George?’

“‘What book? You're working on a new book darling?’

“It is worth mentioning here that I was between minds about the changes, I was uncertain about if Marianne was my wife or my assistant.

“‘Of course I am, it's finished! You know that. Or do you...’

“‘Well, you're always talking about one book or another. I wish you wouldn't. It has been two weeks now, you know.’

“‘Two weeks?’

“‘Yes, two weeks and I can't stand it anymore. Whether you want it or not, tonight we're making love.’

“‘You want sex?’

“‘Oh, sorry! I didn't know we could say the S word around here. Usually you can only survive hearing snuggle... making love is already too much for your poor mind. Yes darling, tonight we're having sex!’

“‘Who are you?’ I asked hesitantly.

“‘What do you mean?’

“‘Well, what are you? My teacher assistant? Or are you my wife? Yes, you are my wife, aren't you? This is confusing.’

“‘Darling, you've been reading too much, once again you're completely lost. I know just what to do to get you back on track. I'll bake you those little cakes you're so fond of.’

“‘Don't joke with me! Who are you? What are you doing here?’

“‘You've really lost it this time! I'm telling you Henry, I won't suffer this anymore, I'm tired of caring for a mad man! I will ask for a divorce pronto if you force me to! I won't stick around until they put you into a mental hospital!’

“‘Yeah! Go back to your Martin! He must need a nice Shepherd's pie tonight, or does he prefer crêpes?’

“I had not realised the impact my words would have on her, as there was a lot going on behind my back that I was unaware of. Marianne Williams broke down in tears.

“‘You know about him? How did you find out?’

“‘I don't know. I don't know where that came from. I'm sorry baby, I must be losing it. Unless... you're having an affair with Martin Wilkins?

“‘So you didn't know? How...’

“I took her in my arms, too glad that she was actually my wife, and I said: ‘Don't worry Marianne. I must deserve it, I'm such a bad husband.’

“‘Well, you're usually so absorbed with your philosophy.’

“‘I can't believe you're my wife. I know you are, but somehow I feel that I almost let you slip away for that Martin.’

“‘I'm sorry.’

“‘I just had a déjà vu, very vivid, in which you were my assistant and not my wife. I tell you, this reality must exist, I was even confused when you entered the room. You were married to Martin Wilkins.’

“‘You do remember that, before we got married, I gave you an ultimatum? I said that I loved you but if you were not to marry me I would marry Martin.’

“‘It was not appropriate for me to marry my assistant, but I married you anyway. In the other timeline I must have told you to marry Martin.’

“‘You must have dreamt all that.’

“‘I don't think so. I have experienced many déjà vu recently and they could be considered to be a consequence of time loops. We could be going back in time with the chance to change our future if we can remember our mistakes. I sincerely thought you were my assistant today. What if my reality has changed somehow?’

“‘Well, I'm sure you will write it all down in your books. Though, is this philosophy?’

“‘Good question.’

“‘I'm sorry baby for Martin.’

“‘There are worse things...’

“‘What can be worse than infidelity?’

“‘Haven't you heard the news?’

“‘What news?’

“‘The killings at the university?’

“‘What?’

“‘Let's open the TV, it must be on every channel by now, nationwide.’

       “So I turned on the TV where we could see photos of Esteban, Charles and Elizabeth, and scenes of where the shooting took place.

“‘There, on every channel... just like I predicted.’

“‘Oh my God!’ Marianne said.

“On the TV we could hear: ‘...a student called Esteban Estevez pulled out a gun and shot the dean Charles Worpington and his assistant Elizabeth Fairwater. No one knows yet the motive for such a crime but it is said that Esteban suffered from bad results and could not enter the Masters Degree programme at the University.’

“Upon hearing that, I instantly pressed the mute button. It went straight to my heart. How did these journalists got to know so much? They didn’t know everything though.

“‘And that's nothing,’ I said to Marianne. ‘One bullet was meant for me!’

“‘What do you mean? How come...?’ she replied.

“‘This morning I told that kid that he had no future and that I would go out of my way to make sure of it. So he shot everyone... but missed me in one of nature's wildest ironies. I feel totally responsible for this.’

“‘Maybe not, you never know. Perhaps he had other problems, his girlfriend might have left him, maybe she just died or something.’

       “And so I pressed the mute button again and the TV continued the story:

“‘His girlfriend died unexpectedly two weeks ago from a car accident. This new incident reminds us of other killings in the United States, notably...’

       As the TV confirmed that the girlfriend of Esteban died, and as Marianne virtually just said it, we both looked at each other thinking about the coincidence. So I muted the TV again.

“‘How did you know… déjà vu?’

“‘A lucky guess... I guess.’

“‘Well, I need to get back to work, despite everything that has happened. There's more to it than you'll ever know but I won't tell you just yet.’

“‘Why?’

“‘Because you would get me declared insane and ready for the asylum, while you go and enjoy a better life with Martin.’

“‘Don't say that, you don't know anything. I love you Henry, I always did and I always will. Martin is just, you know, snuggling at a higher speed.’

“‘Sex, hot and sweaty sex... is that all? I need to get back to work! Go and cook your cakes. I have a lot of soul searching to do.’

“‘I'll bring you your bottle of Porto, I'm sure you'll need it.’

       “I really didn’t need to hear about your sex life, Professor Williams.” I reproached him.

       “Good, as it is inexistent, just like yours I suspect. So there’s nothing to speak of, we’re both sexually frustrated men.”

       “Speak for yourself, I’m quite happy the way I am.”

       “Anyhow, I went back in my office while Marianne brought me a bottle of Porto with a glass on a platter, and then she went to watch the news. I sat down thinking that I needed to read about the human brain. At that moment I wished I was a medical doctor instead of a philosophy teacher, so I could find the answers I was looking for. The door bell rang once. Then twice. Then three times. ‘Marianne, are you getting it? Marianne? Marianne!’

       “The TV was off, everything around seemed to have changed again, Marianne was nowhere in the house and so I opened the door. The scene was so surreal, Esteban Estevez was there surrounded by a large limousine and five half naked girls dancing to a popular tune.

“‘Hello Professor! I thought you must be bored by now. I'm bringing in the entertainment! I know you live alone, I just wish to make you understand that I'm on your side. I will free you from your boring life as a philosopher.’

“‘What is this? That's it, I'm completely mad! Are you not in prison? Oh wait... you are dead! Perhaps you did shoot me. Maybe I'm dead. Is this what purgatory looks like? Esteban Estevez haunting me for eternity? Bringing down the entertainment?’

“Esteban was dancing and singing, taking his shirt and trousers off. It was more than I could bear.”

“‘Bring down the Dancing Girls! You know these girls are special, if you know what I mean! I never felt so alive! And you will too after tonight. Can we get in? Are you not an old pervert? Like all the other philosophy teachers at the university? This worked well with professor Burnaby, and Williamson...’

“‘Get out! Get out! All of you, and your stupid dancing girls and flashy car! Marianne! Call the police!’

“‘Your assistant lives here now? I don't understand. I knew you were human after all! Don't you enjoy the company of women? Maybe you're gay? That's it! You're gay! I should have known you were gay, like half the department. What am I talking about? The whole department is gay except Burnaby, Williamson, and... ah yes, me! The Gay Mafia has taken over. Does this mean I have absolutely no chance in my studies, Mr. Williams? Well, I am more than ready to sleep with you.’”

“Mmh, so you have a sex life after all,” I could not resist saying.

“I was red with rage and I slammed the door yelling ‘Get out of here!’

“Marianne suddenly appeared, asking: ‘What's wrong baby? You're in such a state! What happened?’

“‘Open the door and find out for yourself!’

“She opened the door, surprised, and then turned back to me and said: ‘There's no one there.’

“I looked for myself, they had vanished inexplicably. ‘You're right, I've imagined it! This is more serious than I thought. I need a psychotherapist. There's no more answer to be found. I'm just completely crazy!’

“‘Have you drunk the whole bottle of Porto again? You know Porto is not like wine, you can't just drink the bottle and hope to remain sane. Why don't you come to bed? Perhaps tomorrow everything will be clearer.’

“‘You're probably right, tomorrow's another day. A normal day I hope!’

“‘Any chance of snuggling tonight?’

“‘...not after the day I had.’

       “So the next day I woke up and my life was totally changed again. I was now a specialist of the brain, as if being a philosopher could not help me understand déjà vu, and somehow I decided I needed some new skills to help me understand. As I was getting ready to leave the house, I experienced another déjà vu confirming all this. As I was preparing my medical instruments in real life, in my vision I was putting my books and papers ready for the day ahead at Oxford University. And as I was driving to the Oxford Hospital, I could see in my mind that I was in fact driving to the college where police barriers, other investigators and journalists were still present. I remember saying to myself: ‘They're still here? Unbelievable! How long can it be to figure out that a loser student did not get what he wanted?’

       “As I got into the hospital, I met Elizabeth Fairwater, except that instead of being the dean’s PA, she was now the Head Nurse attached to Charles Worpington, the Hospital Director.

“‘Hello Doctor Williams,’ she said. ‘Did you have a good night sleep? Your patient Mrs. Winterbottom is not recovering very well from her brain operation. I'm concerned she won't make it.

“Whilst looking at the medical folder with a photo of Mrs. Winterbottom on it, I answered: ‘I knew it... unfortunately we found out too late about her brain's tumour. There wasn't much we could do for her. I'll go and see her later. But now... please come into my office.’ So we went into my office where I continued: ‘Are you the one keeping us sane around here?’

“‘Are you kidding? The more you doctors operate on people's brain, the more you seem to be losing yours. What would you do without me? But please bear in mind that I'm also the biggest gossip of this hospital. Anything you will say will be held against you and will be repeated to everyone else.’

“‘I don't care. Listen, I'm experiencing déjà vu and something is not right. I feel I should be a philosophy teacher at the university, not a medical doctor specialist of the brain. Somehow I've changed my present, as if the past, the present and the future were all intertwined. Like if there was no linear existence to be lived. And through my déjà vu I've changed everything. Like if we were living as much in the future as in the past.’

“‘Just what I said. You're all going mad! Yee ha! And I'm the only sane person around here! I should be operating on our patients... if they wish to stand any chance of survival. How much Brandy did you have yesterday, my God?’

“‘You were also in this other reality, you were not the Head Nurse, you were the right hand of the dean!’

“‘That's the best I heard so far! Wait until I tell every single nurse in this department! They'll go insane too!’

“‘Elizabeth! I'm serious!’ I said.

“‘Studying the brain must have somehow wrecked your mind! Forget about it. I need to remind you that the Director, Charles, is looking for you. Something about your latest book on mapping the human brain or something...’

“‘Charles, you say? That's the name of the dean!’

“‘Apparently he says that it should revolutionise the brain as we understand it. Are you a genius after all? No wonder you're completely mad.’

“‘Oh dear! What book is that? Is it not about philosophy? About déjà vu perhaps?’

“‘How should I know? I'm only the Head Nurse, no one's telling me anything. And they sure are right in not doing so! Thanks Henry, you made my day! Soon all 13 floors will be talking about you!’

       “So I quickly opened my computer and read about my book. The title was Déjà vu, from a medical perspective. Then Charles entered my office.

“‘Henry, about your book!’

“‘Forget the book, sit down, I need to speak about déjà vu.’

“‘Well, as this is exactly the topic of your book, let's talk about it then.’

“Whilst still looking at my computer screen, I said: ‘As far as I can tell, being a specialist of the brain does not help me understand what déjà vu is.’

“‘What are you talking about? Your study is perfect, no one ever mapped the brain like you did. You explain just about everything that goes on in there! The two brain processes for example, studying the blind people still able to process certain images. This book will be a best-seller!’

“‘I don't believe you see an event twice because the brain takes some fraction of a second to interpret what it sees from your two eyes. Well, in theory it is possible, but considering what I'm going through right now, it no longer makes any sense. This book needs to be rewritten.’

“‘Who cares? We'll make a lot of money, the hospital will get a better reputation, you can't let me down!’

“‘Rewritten not from the point of view of a medical doctor, but from a paranormal investigator's point of view. What I'm experiencing is definitely supernatural.’

“‘In that case I no longer wish to publish the book, as this will not be right in our curriculum. I'm warning you Henry, this is a big mistake. Parapsychologists are just charlatans without any credibility! I'll have your head on a platter for this! Mark my words!’

“‘You're a real nightmare! Just like when you were the dean of the university! I will no longer suffer any pressure from you!’

“‘Hey, a bit of respect, I'm still the Hospital Director around here. Dean's university? What are you talking about? Oh, which reminds me... a young and promising new graduate called Esteban Estevez, was denied working at the hospital because of one person only: Henry Williams.’

“At that name I went white, and yet I didn’t remember.

“‘Ah yes, Esteban…’ I said. ‘I know something about him... something terrible. I just don't know what.’

“‘Well, get over it because we need him. Please reword your report so we can hire him.’

“‘I have a feeling that something is not right with that young man…’

“Just as I said so, Esteban Estevez entered the room in a big bang sort of way. And shouted: ‘Where’s Doctor Henry Williams?’

“He was followed closely by Elizabeth who added: ‘You have no right to go in there!’

“Looking at me, Esteban yelled: ‘Is it you? Yes, I do recognise you from the back cover of your books.’

“‘He's got a gun, I'm sure! Take cover!’ I cried, jumping on the floor and pushing Charles to safety.

“Esteban took his gun out and shot Charles, missed me and killed Elizabeth. Other people come in and try to stop him, and once again he shot himself, saying the same fateful words than previously: ‘Let me go! I've had enough! Please, you don't understand!’

       “I sat down in my chair, seeing once again everyone dead around me. And under the horrified look of another doctor, I said: ‘A parapsychologist… this is what I need to be to understand what is happening to me.’

“‘Get a grip man! There’s been a shooting in your office!’ the Doctor said, puzzled by my reaction. How could he understand my predicament, I ask you?

“‘Get out! All of you! Get out of my office! And take those corpses to the morgue for me, will you? While I try to figure out what's happening here...’ I yelled.

“‘Well, good luck! But I'm going to call the police and don't you dare touch anything before the coroner finishes his job! For all I know you're to blame for all this!’

“I pushed them all out, and slammed the door saying: ‘I won't touch anything but I have some thinking to do. So thank you very much for your visit, you're not welcome back at any time.’

       “As I wished to be a parapsychologist, once I turned around, there were no more bodies anywhere. I had switched reality once again and no one had been killed yet. Something weird happened, a slight change in the atmosphere, everything around the room had changed, including the room which was now smaller. I looked out the window, everything was different. I was no longer at the hospital. ‘Where am I? Something happened... or am I just tired?’ I was now in a small building where I apparently based my paranormal investigation organisation. All around I picked up books about ghosts, paranormal investigations, clairvoyance, precognition... and I stated: ‘This is much more like it. These books I need to read right now!’

       “At that point in my head, I had what I could only explain as a double déjà vu. I knew I was a paranormal investigator, but I also remembered being a medical doctor and a philosophy teacher, while I was trying hard to understand what was going on. I was sitting at my desk reading, sometimes stopping like if I was absorbing what was happening in the two other timelines. Then I had a strike of genius: ‘Wow, this is amazing! I have a psychic gift, I can see other timelines. I seem to know all possible realities and can act according to what I learn from them.’ I was re-enacting the shooting scenes at the university and the hospital, it was like a vivid dream. I knew what would happen next, the name Esteban Estevez resonated in my head like a beacon, just as Charles entered the room, now the Director of the Oxford Paranormal Study Centre.

“‘Good morning Henry! I need to speak to you about your book...’ he almost sang.

“‘A book... let me guess, about déjà vu? Yes, yes, it is coming to term. I think. I just need more time.’

“‘More time for what, it is finished!’      

“‘Yes, it is finished, I know what I'm talking about. Wait... Sixth sense, extrasensory perception, getting information via other means than our five senses...’

“‘Why are you telling me this? It's fine, this is perfect for the book.’

“‘This is how I can explain my déjà vu. It is like a clairvoyance gift, the acquisition of information about another person, object or events not involving the known senses or logical inference. Charles, I think I've uncovered a breakthrough here! I know the mean by which mediums and psychics tap into the unknown! It's like déjà vu, but it's more!’

‘Better be a great breakthrough,’ he said flatly, ‘if you wish to take the time to rewrite the book. If you think it can impact that much on the sales.’

“‘Charles, have you become a money grabbing person? I'm talking about real life here, explaining the unknown! I hope to help people with this, not make a fortune!’

“‘Well, get rich first, you know how the Oxford Paranormal Study Centre is in great need of money. Then you can help people. Anyway, how would you help anyone?’

“‘I have the gift! I can even predict the future, I'm telling you!’

“‘Precognition? Prove it!’

“‘You're about to die, and Elizabeth too.’

“‘Could we pick up another example, if I'm dead you won't exactly prove me anything.’

“‘This is serious Charles. I cannot stop it, a young man called Esteban Estevez will do the killings and even shoot himself.’

“‘Are you sure? How can you be certain?’

“‘I can't, you're right. I've only seen possible futures.’

“‘Who is this Esteban Estevez, I never heard of him. Why would he want to kill me?’

“‘Ultimately he wishes to kill me, but somehow he fails in every timelines that I'm aware of. I don't even know where to start to find him, but I guess he will come to us. Perhaps we can change the future, prevent the killings?’

“‘I'm all up for it... though I don't believe in your new found precognition gift.’

“‘You know I've always been a bit psychic.’

“‘A bit crazy, yes. Psychic, no. I still need hard proof! How would you know the future? Can you explain it to me?’

“‘Time loops, going back in time, changing the future the second time around, or remembering different timelines… that's it! I need to study theoretical physics, I need to look into fluctuating timelines, relativity and quantum mechanics!’

“‘Quantum what?’

“‘Physics, Charles! It is all down to physics. Somehow we are going back in time, this is why we have déjà vu. Or perhaps we just have glimpses of parallel universes which are not exactly synchronised with ours. And if you go further, you can see much more, have many déjà vu, know the future, or at the very least possible futures.’

“‘This is crazy stuff Henry. I don't know. I don't like it. Let's stay within the boundaries of paranormal investigations, or else the book will be useless.’

“At that moment Elizabeth Fairwater entered the room: ‘You want coffee in here?’ she asked. ‘You seem to be involved in quite a discussion.’

“‘Elizabeth, do you know a certain Esteban Estevez?’ I enquired.

“‘Yes, as a matter of fact he came here this morning. He wanted a job, he's a huge fan of yours.’

“‘Has he left a CV?’

“‘What? You can't guess his address?’ Charles wondered.

“‘Charles, I need your support here. I'm only trying to save all our lives.’

“‘Save our lives?’ said Elizabeth. ‘Charles! Why do you keep me in the dark about these things? I knew the finances were bad, but I didn't know you were planning to close down the Study Centre. I suppose I'll need to find a new job now...’

“‘Elizabeth, let's talk about this another time. Has he left a CV?’ I asked again.’

“‘Well, if that kid can save us, I'll go and get his address immediately! Wait a second...’

“‘Right, I'm off,’ I said whilst taking my jacket.

“‘Don't you think I should come with you?’ Charles asked.

“‘No, I don't want you to die.’

“‘What about you?’

“‘Somehow I feel he cannot kill me even if he wants to.’

“‘Why?’

“‘Because it's not my destiny to die at his hand. Perhaps there’s a deeper meaning to this.’

“‘Call the police, at least!’

“‘The police won't do anything, until we're all dead, that is. Goodbye Charles.’

“I left the Oxford Paranormal Study Centre in my car and went straight to Esteban's place. Once there I knocked on the door and Esteban let me in. He was surprised, to say the least.

“‘Yes? Oh, I know you, you're Henry Williams, right?

“‘I'm a parapsychologist working at the Oxford Paranormal Study Centre. I'm sorry I missed you this morning.’ I said formally, unsure of what to expect.

“‘Don't stay there, come in, come in!’ Esteban answered excitedly. ‘I’m so pleased to see you!’

“I picked up books from the table, they were my books. So I asked: ‘You've read these?’

“‘I'm your biggest fan. I've read all the books of THE great paranormal investigator. That's why I wish to work with you.’

“Then I saw a gun in a half opened drawer and suddenly I panicked. But I tried to keep it cool: ‘What makes you think you would be the right candidate?’

“‘Haven't you read my CV? I know there isn't much in there. I assure you, I have all the motivation in the world. I can work very hard on anything you will ask me to do. I have a passion for anything paranormal. I know this is where we will find all the answers.’

“‘Which answers? Or more specifically, to which questions?’

“‘I don't know. For example, what are the underlying laws of the universe? Finding the truth behind the mysteries of life. What makes us human and what is this weird planet we're all living on?’

“‘In which one of my books have you read this?’

“‘Mr. Williams, if I appear to be talking like you, or using your words, it's only because we think alike. We all share the same space. We're all interconnected. Wouldn't you say so?’

“‘Did you know I was a bit psychic myself?’

“‘I've read your books, I know a great deal about you. I'm not surprised by anything. But why? What do you feel when you're looking at me?’

“‘I don't know what to feel. I can see a lot of energy coming from you, like you're going to leave an indelible mark on this planet's history one way or another.’

“‘You see? That's very positive. That's why you need to hire me and let me work with you.’

“‘That's just it. Is it positive? Is it negative? What are the consequences of your actions? Do you know?’

“‘Everything happens for a reason, Mr. Williams. Who are we to judge if something is positive or negative? For every positive pole, there is a negative one to keep the balance intact, to keep the world going.’

“‘I don't remember you talking like this before.’

“‘We haven't talked before, have we?’

“‘I suppose I never actually took the time to really listen to you. It might have been my mistake. I will consider your request and perhaps you will be hired.’

“‘I'm so pleased, Mr. Williams! You won't be disappointed, I promise you!’

“‘Goodbye Mr. Estevez.’

“‘Goodbye and see you soon!’ he finally said.

       “As soon as I left and was back in my car, I called the police.’

“‘Hello, police?’

“‘What is the nature of your emergency?’

“‘I know of a dangerous man called Esteban Estevez.’

“‘We know him. What has he done now?’

“‘You need to stop him because he will kill people soon.’

“‘I'm sorry, who's on the phone?’

“‘My name is Henry Williams, I work at the Oxford Paranormal Study Centre.’

“‘Oh, are you not the one who wrote those books about ghostly apparitions?’

“‘Yeah, yeah, years ago.’

“‘My mother is an avid reader of your books.’

“‘I'm talking about real murders here...’

“‘So, tell me, how does the great Henry Williams know about the future actions of Esteban Estevez? Perhaps a little angel told you? Maybe it was your sixth sense? Or was it a ghost?’

“‘That kid has a gun!’ I shouted down the phone.

“‘But as long as he has not done anything wrong, yet, there is nothing we can do.’

“‘Are you saying that the only thing the police can do is to pick up the bodies afterwards? You certainly would not try to prevent any crime! Well, once he kills the Director of the Oxford Paranormal Study Centre along with his assistant, and that he has shot himself in the head, I'll remind you that you didn't do anything about it.’

“‘Thank you Mr. Williams. Please call again, you are important to us. We are always happy to hear about strange phenomena.’

“‘Can you tell me your name and your badge number?’

“‘Why don't you just concentrate very hard, and you might just be able to guess this information. Have a nice day!’ And he hung up the phone on me.

“I was out of my mind. ‘How dare they speak to me like this? It's incredible how they can get away with treating people like that. Unbelievable!’

“I remained there to watch over Esteban. The police quickly arrived and from where I was, I could hear their conversation.”

“‘Yes? What is it this time? I haven't done anything wrong, so whatever you heard, I had nothing to do with it.’

“‘Calm down Mr. Estevez. Can we come in?’ the police asked.

“‘No you cannot! Stay where you are unless you have the right papers, which I know you don't.’

“‘We got the word that you had a gun and you might be tempted to use it.’

“‘I don’t have a gun!’

“‘We'll be watching you, so don't do anything stupid.’

“‘The thought has never crossed my mind, officer. I'm only trying to get somewhere in life. I'm desperately trying to find a job I like, but I can see it's not going to happen. There is just no place in the world for Esteban Estevez. And you're certainly not helping.’